here we go 'Mondays headlines'

[mammyjam]

2's Kompany 3's a Crouch

a vincent kompany double and a peter crouch hat-trick relegate QPR

unless it was a hattrick of own goals they would stay up in that scenario, unless bolton scored 4

 

[bammy blue]

fergie calls it a day after city win the title............... fingers crossed!!!

 

[Wellsblue21]

Shrek Rattle and Roll

Rooney sees red as a rattled man united roll over at sunderland

 

[halfcenturyup]

I like that one: Sunday Blueday Sunday ....

Sunday bluedy sundy!

City were united against a parked bus of rangers, to secure their first title in blue half cityentury

 

[ROCKET80]

BALOTELLI ATE MY HAMSTER!

Sir Bacon of Face rushed to hospital - Webb gives Kiss of Life

World News - Mass suicide in Asia - UN charge MCFC with Genocide.

Business News - Sky shares plummet.

Football Report - Nothing of note happens in The Premiership.

 

[Rocket Sauce]

"Mancini: 'United still have advantage in the title race' after City wins title"

 

[kiam06]

City win 4-0 but it's not enough as united win 17-0 with fourteen penalties for Rooney, FA say they will not be investigating.

 

[mammutly]

Utd Robbed as City Buy Title

Utd slipped to defeat as just 11 minutes were added on at Sunderland despite a string of second half throw ins. Sir Alex Ferguson saw his side narrowly miss out despite being awarded 3 penalties after Sunderland took a controversial 4 goal lead.

Meanwhile neighbours City scraped a lucky 6-0 win over a poor QPR side who Ferguson labelled as "a disgrace to footbal".

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Jelly an Ice Cream Sales Rocket

An unexpected surge in demand depletes supplies in the Manchester area. A spokesman from tesco said "I don't know what happened? Its not even hot enough for Ice Cream?" later he added "Some of them were even buying Bouncy Castles...weird?!"

 

[Edwin]

Mark Hughes Blames Fergie's unethical ways for QPR loss. Revenge? What revenge?