here we go 'Mondays headlines'

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Welcome To Manchester

 

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THE STAR A confused Ole Gunnar Solskjaer thanks the utd fans for buying his jersey t-shirt
THE SUN / Bluemoon over manchester city centre
MEN / Fergie thaught he was buying BABE the pig

 

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Typical City win cup for cock-up's

Manchester United have sensationally won the league on the last day of the season after rivals City were held to a nil-nil draw by a QPR side managed by former Blues manager; Mark Hughes. Despite having 97% of the play, having 417 shots on target and hitting the bar and post 93 times, City could not find the one goal that would have cemented their first league title for 44 years.









We haven't won it yet so I'm playing it down!! Forgive me!!

 

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City Win! United still favourites - says Mancini

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Jelly an Ice Cream Sales Rocket

An unexpected surge in demand depletes supplies in the Manchester area. A spokesman from tesco said "I don't know what happened? Its not even hot enough for Ice Cream?" later he added "Some of them were even buying Bouncy Castles...weird?!"

And the winner is.....................

 

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BLUE/NEWS

Super City go ballistic, Fergie gets ferocious.

Man City secure their third title after drawing with QPR at home, while Man Utd get beat by 9 man Sunderland 2-0 with Rooney missing two penalties leaves fergie fuming.

 

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"It was the Sun wot won it"
"We said all along City were going to win the league"

 

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TY-PIE-CAL CITY

City run out of Balti pies an hour before the biggest game of their recent history
(which they then draw 0-0)

 

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HE'S KUN IT AGAIN!

Aguero bags hat trick and united loose 1-0 with a John oshea screamer from his own half!

 

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ARISE SIR HOWARD

"Howard Webb recieves knighthood after his starring role in United's 14-0 demolishion of Sunderland led his team to their 20th league title."