Hi I'm X, and I live with a rag.

[Gorton_Tubster]

I know a few and they are quite subdued even though they're odds on to win.

It is like they know that it miught not be now but it will happen in future!

 

[msl]

The bloke next door but one....bastard. If we've lost, as soon as we go out to the car you hear his front door open and he runs to the top of the path, just standing there grinning like a diabetic walrus. Hes schizophrenic though, and so is he, and him....in his 40s and lives with his mum and dad, quite unfortunate for him.

However, I have recently filmed footage of him pissed up in his back garden at about half 4 in the afternoon, singing Elvis. He tried giving me stick over the draw with Sunderland, and i've told him if he does it again, his antics are going viral.

This is very funny! Made my morning

 

[gfunkstylee]

I live with one. He's my mate and while he is actually a proper football fan he dances around the room like a fucking wild Indian when the rags score which makes my blood boil. You can see the relief in his celebrations which I do have a laugh to myself about. Gone is the swagger he used to have, replaced by him twitching nervously on the sofa until they do score. We watched the 1-6 derby in a pub with a load of rags and a load of my city mates. It nearly destroyed him. He went straight up to his room after we got home and I didn't seen him for two days. He refers to their players as 'giggsy', 'scholesy', 'jonesy', 'roooon' etc which makes me vomit in my mouth. If they win the league this year I might have to bury him under the patio.

 

[Anonymous]

No way i'd marry a sorry rag ...

she'd either have to covert , or fuck off and myther someone else!

 

[glen quagmire]

No fucking way i'd marry a rag.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

My missus of 4 years is a proper southern rag. I still cant handle it and it drives me crazy.

Why not your a massive rag!!

 

[glen quagmire]

My missus of 4 years is a proper southern rag. I still cant handle it and it drives me crazy.

Why not your a massive rag!!

Lol.

 

[BigBlueNick]

I was married to one, still visit her occasionally...

nice patio though...;0)

I AM married to one.
We have one rule. We dont talk about football!

 

[colourmeblue]

I was married to one, still visit her occasionally...

nice patio though...;0)

I AM married to one.
We have one rule. We dont talk about football!

If she only had taken your advice...still she looks so much better under than she ever did before the 4-3 Owen goal...

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Last year I found out one of the customers in the business I manage was a southern rag....following my exorbitant price increase for this year and their concomitant reduction in business I now feel the world is as is should be.

1. I don't have to see the **** that often
2. I make a better margin on the business despite lower volumes