Oh, of course. Right you are, Mr Hicks. Our highly professional owner and chairman should follow your business model. So, Sheikh Mansour and Mr Khaldoun, here's the drill
1: Take out a whopping great loan for a new ground.
2: And then don't bother building it.
3: Publicly fall out with each other in a pathetically petty and childish manner which would make even Katie Price and Peter Andre consider you a laughing stock.
4: Undermine your popular manager by going behind his back and offering Jurgen Klinnsman his job.
5: Refuse to pay the money he wants for his main midfield target and sign a striker he doesn't want instead. And sell HIM back to his original employer at a loss six months later.
6: Forget to bid for the main midfield target the following summer, allowing a shrewd club to nip in and pick him up on the cheap.
7: Sanction the sale of one of your existing key midfielders and then replace him with an unproven foreigner who is injured until November.
The genius of Hicks and Gillet. Give me strength.
The very idea of these tobacco-chewing Deliverance extras offering business advice to our resident billionaires is like Rose West giving tips on childcare.