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Hitchhikers
- Thread starter rickmcfc
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charliebigspuds
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Seosa said:Wasn't this thread on last week, or at least bigspuds' story?
copy/paste mate, it was someone else's that I remembered from that thread, I knew someone would bite.
charliebigspuds said:i had an experience about 5 years ago driving back from hull the day before xmas. was just getting on the m62 and there was this hitch hiker, must only have been about 15 or 16 piss wet through holding a sign for manchester.wouldnt normally stop but xmas eve and all that i pulled over and let him in (against my better judgment as i would later find out).
anyway, he has this massive bag so i get out and open the boot for him to put it in. must have weighed a tonne as the suspension actually creaked when he put it in. we get going so to strike up a bit of conversaiton i ask what his name was. he replied chris. wanting to know wht he was doing so far away from home i asked him what was in the bag, was it his work stuff, like tools. anyway he looked at me dead straight in the eyes and went "its none of your fucking business." i actually did this nervous laugh, but composed myself, looked at him again and said i aint being funny but whats in your bag. again, dead straightfaced he looked at me and said "none of your fucking business".
must admit my arse was twitching a bit at this point, was honestly thinking there was a load of drugs or stolen money in the bag. anyway, a sign for the services come up so i said pretty casually, look chris no hard feelings, do you want to pull over and get a drink and a bit to eat, my shout. he looked like hed not had much to eat or drink recently and unsurprisingly siad yeh ok.
anyway, pulled over, put the hand brake on and he gets out of the car. i get my phone out and pretend to dial a number and shout ........ il be out in a minute. he shuts the door, i lock the doors and fuck off back up the slip road with his bag in the boot. haha, done him good and proper.
That's brilliant
PrestwichPeteMcfc
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The number plates are lorry drivers or car salesmen who need a lift back after a one way trip.
stonerblue
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I used to love hitching and have many interesting stories. The best one ends with me at Alicante airport with an unconscious Morroccan in the passenger seat, a boot full of hash and a memory of being a whisker away from death.
The one about the old bloke with no keks on at a W olverhampton roundabout is funny
The one about the old bloke with no keks on at a W olverhampton roundabout is funny
simonk
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I was living between Milton Keynes and Sheffield and Stockport at one point and used to do all my travelling in between (and to every home game) by hitching.
Some of the punters that pick you up are mental.
Best was getting dropped in a really bad spot near East Midlands airport - waited hours and no joy - and starting to go dark.
The car that eventually stopped was a limo with a suited up chauffeur. He took me to the door in MK
Some of the punters that pick you up are mental.
Best was getting dropped in a really bad spot near East Midlands airport - waited hours and no joy - and starting to go dark.
The car that eventually stopped was a limo with a suited up chauffeur. He took me to the door in MK
rickmcfc said:charliebigspuds said:none of your fuckin' business!Old ones are always th ebest
lol, there's always one. ;)
PMFSL!!! Reeling in like a fucking carp lmao
I used to hitch up & down the country when i was in the Royal Navy .used to get lifts pretty quick when i had my sailors hat hanging from the bag .Lorry drivers were good they used to go out of there way to drop me in a good spot for my next lift