holiday pun folder

[simonk]

my wife has gone off to the West Indies.....

 

[hackneyslim]

my wife has gone off to the West Indies.....

How does she smell?

 

[bluesteve1964]

my wife has gone off to the West Indies.....

How does she smell?

Alaska

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

my wife has gone off to the West Indies.....

How does she smell?

Alaska

She's a musician.
She went of her own accordion.

 

[Chris in London]

How does she smell?

Alaska

She's a musician.
She went of her own accordion.

It may be a cymbal of her independence

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Alaska

She's a musician.
She went of her own accordion.

It may be a cymbal of her independence

Ba Dum Tsh....

 

[Chris in London]

She's a musician.
She went of her own accordion.

It may be a cymbal of her independence

Ba Dum Tsh....

Very good, but you went straight for the pun without building up the tension.

A drum roll would have worked first

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

It may be a cymbal of her independence

Ba Dum Tsh....

Very good, but you went straight for the pun without building up the tension.

A drum roll would have worked first

It would, but we snared him quickly, so don't give him too much stick.
Talking of which - I went to a restaurant the other day, and they had Oasis soup on the menu.
Intrigued, I ordered it.
When it arrived, it was just an ordinary bowl of tomato soup.
Disappointed, I called the waiter over.
'What the fuck is this Oasis soup all about mate - it's just bloody tomato!'
'No it isn't', he replied - 'you gotta roll with it!'.

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

It may be a cymbal of her independence

Ba Dum Tsh....

Very good, but you went straight for the pun without building up the tension.

A drum roll would have worked first

I don't fuck about with foreplay - Straight in, straight out, the money is on the dresser.

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Ba Dum Tsh....

Very good, but you went straight for the pun without building up the tension.

A drum roll would have worked first

It would, but we snared him quickly, so don't give him too much stick.
Talking of which - I went to a restaurant the other day, and they had Oasis soup on the menu.
Intrigued, I ordered it.
When it arrived, it was just an ordinary bowl of tomato soup.
Disappointed, I called the waiter over.
'What the fuck is this Oasis soup all about mate - it's just bloody tomato!'
'No it isn't', he replied - 'you gotta roll with it!'.

Did you have that roll in Digsy’s diner? I thought I saw you.. I was outside fuckin in the bushes like a force of nature.
I met a girl called Lyla she said “Hello, Hello are you hung in a bad place?" I said “no, d’yer wanna be a spaceman? “
She said “Go let it out, little by little save those Mucky fingers”
As I’m a rock and roll star, I took out my shakermaker and she shown me her masterplan..D’ya know what I mean?!