holiday pun folder

[Chris in London]

Ba Dum Tsh....

Very good, but you went straight for the pun without building up the tension.

A drum roll would have worked first

It would, but we snared him quickly, so don't give him too much stick.
Talking of which - I went to a restaurant the other day, and they had Oasis soup on the menu.
Intrigued, I ordered it.
When it arrived, it was just an ordinary bowl of tomato soup.
Disappointed, I called the waiter over.
'What the fuck is this Oasis soup all about mate - it's just bloody tomato!'
'No it isn't', he replied - 'you gotta roll with it!'.

A good diversion away from the drum kit puns.

Now where is this restaurant? Can I find it on Tom-Tom?

 

[nw42]

How does she smell?

Alaska

She's a musician.
She went of her own accordion.

In that case she'll probably be bach soon.

 

[Chris in London]

Alaska

She's a musician.
She went of her own accordion.

In that case she'll probably be bach soon.

Unless she's found a retail park and gone Chopin instead

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

She's a musician.
She went of her own accordion.

In that case she'll probably be bach soon.

Unless she's found a retail park and gone Chopin instead

She ran off with an American songwriter with poor eyesight.
Burt Cataract.

 

[bluesteve1964]

In that case she'll probably be bach soon.

Unless she's found a retail park and gone Chopin instead

She ran off with an American songwriter with poor eyesight.
Burt Cataract.

At least she'll never fall in love again.

 

[Chris in London]

In that case she'll probably be bach soon.

Unless she's found a retail park and gone Chopin instead

She ran off with an American songwriter with poor eyesight.
Burt Cataract.

Which makes you Barry Manalone?

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Madonna - holiday ermm

I'm no good at these, was going to make a anal sex reference butt fuck it.

I'm a right little ray of sunshine me