Holly Willoughby - stalker gets life (minimun 15 years) P31

[r.soleofsalford]

It's juvenile I know, but I can't help but refer to the lovely Jill Dando as Jan Dildo.

As for Holly Willoughby... meh. She's an attention seeker who pretends she doesn't like attention.

She probably gets that after working with that slimy **** Phillip Schofield for all those years.

 

[Kippaxpete]

It's a fairly prominent theory, it could just be a conspiracy theory but it's got as much water as the shabby police investigation that has resulted in nowt.

It probably is... amongst tinfoil hat-wearing, swivel-eyed loons who spend too much time in their bedrooms on the internet.

 

[citizen_maine]

I think he tried to hire someone online and immediately got himself collared.

Only a very stupid person would have responded to his request for services, an unemployed super morbidly obese man is unlikely have enough money to hire a van let alone a professional snatch and grab man.

I doubt his advert went...
Wanted: Someone to snatch the Willoughboobies
Apply to: Unemployed super morbidly obese man with no money

 

[Kippaxpete]

It's a fairly prominent theory, it could just be a conspiracy theory but it's got as much water as the shabby police investigation that has resulted in nowt.

Er, no it really hasn't.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

imagine having to share a cell with him.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Ermmm…where’s @jimharri?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Classic Thread status awaits.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

You're joking of course... aren't you?

No. You can imagine she would have been delving deep into what that **** was getting up to in that organisation.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Have the Scousers claimed him yet?

Nah, it'll be Chelsea fans.

 

[mexico1970]

Er, no it really hasn't.

What have the police dug up recently? The sum total of nowt.

Where conspiracies are concerned nature abhors a vacuum ;)