Holly Willoughby - stalker gets life (minimun 15 years) P31

[Kippaxpete]

What have the police dug up recently? The sum total of nowt.

Where conspiracies are concerned nature abhors a vacuum ;)

You said it! Most conspiracy theorists have one between their ears.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Dont sound like criminal masterminds do they?

 

[N1985]

Bet you a tenner he's a Rag.

 

[mexico1970]

You said it! Most conspiracy theorists have one between their ears.

That wasn't the point of the post, the point is that you might as well cough up any theory because it looks like the police have none.

Same goes for Madeleine McCann the culprit not caught. Even Jack The Ripper has his cohorts of accusers.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Is it Casemiro?

No Rashford, she could hide round the corner cos he only runs in straight lines

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It's a theory identified in a recent Netflix documentary. Complete bollocks of course and only included to attract more attention and views.

My money is on it being Timmy Mallet.

 

[jimharri]

Ermmm…where’s @jimharri?

Not guilty. And I'm saying no more without my lawyer present.

 

[jimharri]

How the f**k can he kidnap someone?

Looks like he can’t even sit up, never mind bundle Holly into his van.

I immediately thought of that scene in "Snatch", where Tyrone is struggling to get out of the car, and Vincent says to Sol; "I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?"

 

[Kippaxpete]

My money is on it being Timmy Mallet.

Hmmm... Mallett eh. I think you've nailed it.

 

[Nellies left peg]

If this bloke and Alison Hammond had a race to the burger van they’d still be going tomorrow. That bloke is incapable of tying his own shoelaces and seeing his cock, let alone kidnapping