horrific presents

[Howling Wolf]

the fire place on sky+ is great but only 15 mins long, just as your starting to warm up it turns off. really annoying i would love that dvd.

 

[modgeblue]

i got a sieve , i was really angry cant take the strain any more !!

 

[buzzer1]

An Emerdale farm fkin cookbook off me mam, Zac fkin Dingle hotpot ffs, i cant stand them shite soaps either, come on Mam ffs, youve known me for 40 fkin years and not once, not fkin once have i EVERwatched one of these mind numbing pathetic fkin waste of space soaps, sort it out ffs or THAT home may not be far away:(

 

[ccr]

Imagine a little lad, waiting for Santa to deliver his first City shirt. Must have been about 5 years old. Christmas morning feeling all the pressies, chucking them until I could tell which one held the all important golden fleece. Tore off the paper and found I was holding an Everton shirt.
Mam says "Well its blue isn't it ? "
Santa got the shits the next xmas with what I put in his mince pie. Funny though ,my dad got the same bug as well.

Old one...........................Got an empty box one xmas. Dad said it was an action man deserter.

 

[jollycity]

just been opening presents with my parents sister and sister

we all received absolute crap from my auntie!

i got a 'frosty the snowman' blanket (wtf i'm 24)

my sister got something to help her do sit ups

and my parents got a dvd of a fireplace (seriously)

i dont understand why you'd give your family things like that, all seems so random and not thought out!

i hope you all receive something a little more thoughtful from your aunts and uncles this year!!

Link: <a class="postlink" href="htt...ay.co.uk/itm/NEW-SNUGGLE-T ... 0705306459</a>
looks like someone else got an unwanted blanket

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

I got a bar of Soap off my Mum It has ARSE printed on one side and FACE on the other???

Nice