How clever are you?

[BimboBob]

(4x - 3y) - (3x + 3y) x (4x+4y-6t) = Gordon's ALIVE!

Flash...i frecking love you man. Allegedly.

 

[fbloke]

(5x - 7) (2x + 13)

Solve it then... time's ticking ;)

x = 7/5 = 1.4
or x= -13/2 = -6.5

For anyone who'd forgotten children's maths ;)

Nope, still havent got a clue.

Here are some figures that I can work with though

£10 @ 7/2

£15 @ 13/8

£20 E/W Double D.E. 12/1 and 8/1

Them I can figure out.

Ahhh school days.......

 

[BingoBango]

I had my PhD confirmed at the weekend.

hahhahahaahahahahahhahaha Who by your mum??!!!!! pfaaaaaaaaaaa.

as you can see my mentall age isnt much.

but phd i was always aware stood for pretty HUGE dick.

good chat up line in conversation.. " yeah did you know i have a phd" girl says " oh really" (then cut her off) "yha a pretty HUGE DICK, care to see it" still doesnt beet get in the van

Been there, tried that, and got the punch in the face to show for it.

PhD stands for 'piled higher and deeper'.

 

[Scareye]

I'm as thick as fuck.
And intelligent enough to know it!!

 

[2bluegp]

i must be quite clever, i went to oxford in 1986




























shit borIng 0-0 draw i seem to remember.

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

Here are some figures that I can work with though

£10 @ 7/2 ......£45

£15 @ 13/8.....£39.32

£20 E/W Double D.E. 12/1 and 8/1.(1/4 ODDS,placed,not won)..£240

Them I can figure out.

Ahhh school days.......[/quote]...yeh,me too.

 

[squirtyflower]

i must be quite clever, i went to oxford in 1986


shit borIng 0-0 draw i seem to remember.

I thought we came from 2 down to win 4-2?

 

[BlueTony]

Alleged IQ 167, still supported CITY through thin and thinner, wouldn't have it any other way! (altough do regret the time I broke most of my knuckles on both hands trying to give the car a new sunroof on the way back from the inlaws golden wedding on the day we beat Blackburn to get back into the Prem) First time I had heard the score, expecting typical city, which it very nearly was, the thing I actually regreted was going to the party in Wales with no sodding football scores. The things we do for love ( or at least a guarenteed shag )

PS I said I was smart spelling issues are for those who are too pedantic to care about the real issues)

PPS Ric can we have spell check on Bluemoon? Becuase A) I'd love to see the spelling nazi's have nothing to do and B) people who don't pay a lot of attention to the options spellcheck gives them are often unintentionally more funny than they meant to be.

 

[mammutly]

Alleged IQ 167

That would put you in the top 0.001% of the population.

On a typical match day, only about 4 people present could possibly be expected to be as smart as you, although statistically, the chance of more than one genius beng in the stadium is more or less zilch. You clever bastard!

 

[Swales lives]

Apart from 7 O'levels, I have no formal qualifications.
But I've beat Oxford Grads at Scrabble, does that count?