How do I get out of this without faking my own death?

[SteWadda]

The Mrs asked me if I wanted to come to her mates, husband’s birthday party. I don't know either of them but said yeah ok. I assumed it would be a house party so £20 tops to buy some beer.

Then I find out it's in some bar so it's going to be a bit more expensive but still didn't mind as it's a night out.

Now it's a fucking fancy dress party. Who the fuck has a fancy dress party for their 30th?

1. I don't want to go to a fancy dress party
2. I don't want to go to a party with the type of people who would have a fancy dress party for their 30th.

The Mrs has got a costume and is insisting I have to go now. Also been a bit naughty recently so have to stay in her good book.

 

[Pigeonho]

I'm more interested in what you've done when you say you've been a bit naughty. Tell us.

As for your dilemma, well I find that the nights which sound shit usually turn out to be some of the best. Just go and stop being a woman.

 

[Blue Mist]

Just don't go and say you went as the invisible man !

and yes I want to know why you have been a naughty boy, are you a maths teacher ?

 

[Anonymous]

Just don't go and say you went as the invisible man !

Argh you beat me to it!

 

[another generation]

Just turn up in whatever you feel like wearing. Don't let them control you!

 

[Mark - TheBlue]

I fucking hate fancy dress shit I also hate not knowing anyone at parties. This sounds like a fucking ball ache. Say work need you ?

 

[Blue Mist]

Borrow a rag shirt and say you've come as a ****.

 

[LongLang]

Just suck it up and go. Get bladdered and spew down someones back.

Hey presto, no more invites!

 

[stony]

Man up and tell her to do one

 

[cheddar404]

You could stage your actual death...it's an extreme solution I know