How do I get out of this without faking my own death?

[SteWadda]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT WAS NAUGHTY?

It involved lots and lots of beer and a woman’s lips that might have accidentally touched mine.
That's the lips on her face BTW<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:17 pm --<br /><br />

What costume has your missus chosen?

Wonder Woman

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Forced Fancy Dress, nothing worse. You have my sympathy. I fear you are in a no win situation, if you don't dress up you face the possibility of an argument with a cucumber with mascara streaming down it's face in the taxi home. Good luck.

 

[Pigeonho]

You owe her big time mate, seriously. Just go.

 

[Mark - TheBlue]

If you have to go and dress up use the ole failsafe costume.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

I will take her to the party. I have always wanted to go to a Fancy Dress Party dressed as Adam and the Ants.

 

[ChrisNUFC]

I think you are going to have to go if you value your relationship.

On a side note i'm actually looking forward to the next crisis in my life (in a morbid way) so the good folks on here can advise me how to get through it!

 

[SWP's back]

I love fancy dress.

I get the gladiator costume out.

 

[didactic]

The Mrs asked me if I wanted to come to her mates, husband’s birthday party. I don't know either of them but said yeah ok. I assumed it would be a house party so £20 tops to buy some beer.

Then I find out it's in some bar so it's going to be a bit more expensive but still didn't mind as it's a night out.

Now it's a fucking fancy dress party. Who the fuck has a fancy dress party for their 30th?

1. I don't want to go to a fancy dress party
2. I don't want to go to a party with the type of people who would have a fancy dress party for their 30th.

The Mrs has got a costume and is insisting I have to go now. Also been a bit naughty recently so have to stay in her good book.

Cracked me up :)

 

[stony]

I love fancy dress.

I get the gladiator costume out.

That's quite possibly the gayest thing I ever heard.

There used to be a pic on here of Simon Le Tom and Philbo dressed as gladiators and they looked well light in the loafers.

 

[The Flash]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT WAS NAUGHTY?

It involved lots and lots of beer and a woman’s lips that might have accidentally touched mine.
That's the lips on her face BTW

-- Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:17 pm --

What costume has your missus chosen?

Wonder Woman

You owe her big time Ste.

And she's dressing as Wonder Woman eh? I would say she's chosen that particular outfit knowing she'll get looks from other men, specifically to make you feel jealous.