How do our players fornicate?

[Blauw Engel]

It didn't get any better then?

You're obviously all virgins then?

 

[Chippy_boy]

Ched Evans used to go for long range benders

And I saw SWP score once with a cross cum shot.

 

[Big Swifty]

Guidetti has a massive potential and has successfully rammed it in lots of times this season

 

[Chippy_boy]

De Jong loves to slide in with his amazing tackle

 

[shadygiz]

kompany likes threesomes

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Harry Dowd always used to put his plumber's plunger to good use, plus he never took his flat cap off when in action.

 

[Aguero_Element]

silva likes to help his partner "score" first

 

[SamTheGuru]

Tevez insists on no foreplay (no warming up)<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:34 pm --<br /><br />

silva likes to help his partner "score" first

Haha, brilliant.

 

[Jumanji]

Micah does it in 3's.

(someone will remember exactly what I'm talking about)

 

[SamTheGuru]

Kolo accidently takes Viagra.
Aguero used some lube and had blisters/boils come up on his member.