How do our players fornicate?

[SamTheGuru]

Dzeko does nothing but go down all the time!

 

[kunaguero10]

Savic has no composure and wears a bag on his head

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Vincent prefers his own Kompany

AJ prefers a BJ

Joe likes to keep a clean sheet

Carlos likes to do it in the back of a Kia

Kolarov like to bend one in

 

[shadygiz]

silva usually lobs one in the box

 

[Chippy_boy]

Mancini can't do it because "eeez impotent"? Only this.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Mancini can't do it because "eeez impotent"? Only this.

pmsl!

 

[johnny on the spot]

Steve Coppell

 

[Chungo]

Stuart Taylor sits back and enjoys the ride whilst everyone else does the work.

Owen Hargreaves snaps his banjo every time he gets too excited about possibly taking part.

 

[Arthureros]

yaya comes so hard the next few moments pass him by as he lies döwn catching his breath.
lescott treats it like a hot potato. he just punts it

 

[another generation]

Pizarro sits quietly in a corner of the bedroom, watching and biding his time. He then makes his move, slipping in at the first attempt and causing ripples of pleasure.

sounds more like a fantasy already thought up :s

Maybe I could write for Mills and Boon?