How have the Rags been this week in your work place?

I haven’t been in work since Tuesday though due to an illness

Means I’ll definitely not be watching it in the pub full of rags and dippers and will be watching it on my own at home, which secretly I’m happy about
 
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The plastics at my work in London give it the big "We'll stop you winning the treble on Saturday."

I offer each of them my hand to shake and say, "OK, fifty quid says you won't."

I've had one taker. (He has paid me hundreds over the past decade+ when his chosen team has failed to finish above us.)

The rest just shrink back and admit they have no confidence in their bravado.

Scum.
 
Unfortunately I work on the park a stones throw from the theatre of shite all rags bar one of my bosses, for some reason they actually believe they will beat us fuck knows what they have been smoking but on the plus side they regard me as the most bitter bertie in the world just wait till Monday then they will know what a bitter blue bastard I am
 
I live in a house full of rags
The wife who can’t even name the utd team
Two in-laws who think they are gonna win
And 4 lads who talk and look at their phones all through the games.
And I’ve banished all of em from the house for the game
So I’ll be watching the game on my own thank fuk.
Love all my family but I can’t stand em on match day
As for work? I work with scousers who all want us to hammer em and the one rag there from Chester has hardly spoken for weeks
 
Don't fall for it, Blues.

Defence mechanism. Deep down, they think they will be the ones to stop us.
Absolutely, this plucky underdogs bs they keep giving out is nonsense. They've spent more than us since our takeover, so it should be a 50/50 game, it's all a game from them and the media rags making out they have zero chance. Pricks!
 
I live in a house full of rags
The wife who can’t even name the utd team
Two in-laws who think they are gonna win
And 4 lads who talk and look at their phones all through the games.
And I’ve banished all of em from the house for the game
So I’ll be watching the game on my own thank fuk.
Love all my family but I can’t stand em on match day
As for work? I work with scousers who all want us to hammer em and the one rag there from Chester has hardly spoken for weeks

Sorry but you have 4 lads and they are all rags ? What the fuck happened mate?
 

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