How is it at work/school/college today after the Derby?

Not said owt, just smiling.
This is what I always do. I say sod all, but I doing so it says more than words can!

Sometimes not even a smile, just hold their gaze for a split second longer than they would feel comfortable with.
 
Had a chef from the swamp covering in our place yesterday, his whites had their badge on it.
When I went for lunch he served me and I told him there was some shite on his breast of his whites, he smirked.
I then asked if he had a promotion to our place!
I work in a school.
My 2 colleagues, in my department are reds and they have said nothing.
I've changed their shifts to work from 6am - 3pm!!!
 
I am currently working in Bolton, but not back in til tomorrow. 3 other blokes in the office, 2 from Bolton, 1 from Leeds, all rags, keeping my powder dry til I see the rag cunts face to face tomorrow!
 
Group of ex Pat rags come in the ‘Soccer bar’ I frequent all the time (Barrow,Harrogate,Reddish,Tamworth) , especially City games hoping to take the pis$, no show’s yesterday after a 20 minute half time drunken rendition of ‘your f@Cking sh!t’ by me, a Sheff wed and Sunderland fan on sunday
 
when they went on their little run, there were rag shirts everywhere north to south, since Sunday fuck all, now they're getting giddy that Haaland has a release clause and will be fucking off soon, to my reply, why should he want to leave the best club in the world and he's a City fan, they're delusional.
 
when they went on their little run, there were rag shirts everywhere north to south, since Sunday fuck all, now they're getting giddy that Haaland has a release clause and will be fucking off soon, to my reply, why should he want to leave the best club in the world and he's a City fan, they're delusional.
Pep has dismissed the clause as bollocks mate. (Paraphrasing).
 
Only Rag in work today just held his hands up and said hit me with it...

Then he starts lording Erling up saying he's a joy to watch, phenomenal, glad he's in the premier league...

I said woah woah woah sunshine, you don't get to enjoy him you rag twat, you wouldn't watch a porn star railing your missus and saying it was a joy to watch coz he was a top shagger would you?

Clever.
You might just have hit on his darkest fantasy, though. Did he blush?
 
It’ll be like that scene from superbad where the cops try to squeeze “meow” in as many times possible.
That's a "6" fairly cheap "6" reference tbf, you should "6" try to be "6" more original "6" Bacon. I'm "6" disappointed in "6" you. But I hope "6" you'll do "6" better in future. You stupid "6" fucking ****.

Not so hard now was it?
 

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