How long will Ten Hag last at United? / Save Poundland Pep/ Success!

[Kippaxpete]

Loose against Newcastle tomorrow and Colin Wanker will be rubbing himself a semi.

'Loose'?

 

[The Colonel]

I’ve heard 3 media discussions in the last day or two talking about the growing line of recently failed managers there. Each time no one mentioned Wreck it. He’s already the forgotten turd in the bowlful of mess that stunk the place out.

 

[TonyM]

Maybe, but they’ll still find 100m to spunk on shit players in the summer, that’s the issue they’ve got at the moment, shit players, but as you know when results go bad it’s the manager that gets the bullet, so if that means Ten Haag making the best of the situation he may well jump before being pushed in all fairness and as for winning a cup? Which one? Leakiest fucking roof is only one they’d win

Unlikely they'd win a cup but they did last year and they were shit then too.

Ten Haag has an average squad with too many players of questionable character. He can't do much about the quality of the squad and he cant do much about their personalities but he can imo simplify everything by telling them some home truths and getting them to play one game at a time and for each other. Forget the season's aims, forget their social media, forget their agents and forget their notions of grandure. Nothing is left to win except the next game and the next game after that. No loss is the end of the world.

He should give everyone simple tasks and drop anyone not able to perform those simple tasks. They'd fall down the table but imo they'd be on the up by Feb.

But the media circus that surrounds them won't let that happen and instead of doing absolutely nothing the club will make stupid short term actions and probably at the very worst time. Because stupid is what stupid does. And they are stupid.

 

[Ghostofmerlin]

With the squad at United and the history of the club being getit wise and in the box he's the perfect person for the job.

Unless you want real quality, and then they would have to revisit Josie Mourinho

 

[Vienna_70]

Neville Giggsy and Keane all on the coaching staff ….putting the dream team together!!!!

After his successes at Oldham, it would be remiss of the rags not to include pig ginger in any new management team.

 

[Vienna_70]

Ten Haag is completely out of his depth at this level, have you not been watching them play? His team choices, style of play, ridiculous subs etc…
Managing Ajax is light years off the PL requirements

Playing right-footed Lindelhoof at left-back was a master stroke of Machinesqe proportions.

 

[Franny 1234]

He's going nowhere until they are out of Europe.which won't be long LOL

 

[LesBleuMiserable]

'Loose'?

Newcastle night out on the toon?

 

[smeeagain]

They can’t afford to sack him , and in any case when they begin sounding out Eddie Howe , Unai Emery etc etc they,ll find out not many decent managers are interested!!
I really cannot wait for this to unfold!!

 

[i kne albert davy]

Don’t know if we can up our game, our campaigns to retain the clowns Utd keep employing to bring back long lost glory days been pretty shit. Just where are we going wrong after all it’s not the Utd way :-)