How long will Ten Hag last at United?

[Bluekiwi]

....... so worry not - they are turning another corner and are once again on their way back.

Does that mean that when their bus gets close to Villa Park the driver does a u-turn and heads back to Manchester.

 

[mexico1970]

I can almost hear the Zebra pants flapping in the wind as the outing to the club shop turns into a heated 7 man invasion of the swamp.

 

[east2]

The ultimate sacrifice could be Oct 24th when they play PEGs Fenerbahce

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Its his tenth game this season, he is going to get sacked. Sad but true.

 

[RodneyRodney]

I have an idea !

Celebrity Manchester United Manager !

Because no reputable football manager wants to seen anywhere near The Chamber of Nightmares , a well-known celebrity takes charge of Manchester United team training and selection , as interim manager.

Win - and you get another month.
Draw - you get another week.
Loose -next contestant , please

Suggestions , please for a list of potential contestants ?

Mine - Boris Johnson, Prince Harry, Hannibal Lecter, Gordon Ramsay . . .

Idi Amin
Muammur AL-Khadaffi

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Idi Amin
Muammur AL-Khadaffi

Nigel Farage

They clearly don’t want to be in Europe

 

[Really_here]

Gok Wan - give them a make-over?

 

[Vienna_70]

He can only visit the swamp when the Govan Bully says he can.

That sounds about right.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I have an idea !

Celebrity Manchester United Manager !

Because no reputable football manager wants to seen anywhere near The Chamber of Nightmares , a well-known celebrity takes charge of Manchester United team training and selection , as interim manager.

Win - and you get another month.
Draw - you get another week.
Loose -next contestant , please

Suggestions , please for a list of potential contestants ?

Mine - Boris Johnson, Prince Harry, Hannibal Lecter, Gordon Ramsay . . .

Russell Watson, Rachel Riley, Rory McRag, Mick Fuckall, the first Rag through the turnstile.

 

[Vienna_70]

Yet another pale imitation of the Blues by rags.