How long will Ten Hag last at United?

[madloaf]

What's really strange about this situation is that the slimy stones, goldbridges & nevilles of this world don't want him to resign or be fired, but they have absolutely no idea why.

Maybe they actually believe that football is played in the boardroom, in the marketing offices in trafford, in the "culture and core values" of a business entity, when one of their own, the fucking detestable Mark Hughes, showed us that it's not that at all and the moment he left our new era begun. It wasn't coincidence.

It's decided by players and a manager who can manage the players. Strategy, tactics, desire and skill are all football is. Especially when you've spent fucking billions. It would be funny if wasn't so sad. Wait, it's not sad, it's fucking incredibly funny.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Thought the scruffy **** was in charge of football matters ?


Piss-up in brewery or dynamic owner unable to make important decisions ?

Either way the rancid club and management are now the complete laughing stock based upon their total incompetence and bluster.

No "vote of confidence" is good news

 

[RodneyRodney]

Yes I do, but they don't know as much about football as they like to think 8-) They're going to have a hell of a job trying to find anyone to pass the poison chalice on to.

Apparently they're going back again to beg Tuchel to be the next contestant - after he blew them out in the summer.

It gets more comical with every corner turned.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Giving the dutch dope a new contract demonstrated that they couldn't get anybody credible or talented that they sounded out.

Scruffy jim is here for a potential cash raid before fucking off back to his tax haven with the spoils.

Southgate must surely be sat by the phone.

PLEASE let both of these be true !

 

[RodneyRodney]

Southgate becoming United manager is the stuff absolute dreams are made of. He would get them relegated 100%.

Disagree. He'd definitely make them better defensively , and harder to beat.
BUT, they'd play dreary, stupefyingly boring, soul-destroying , no-risk "football".
Grind out enough 1-0 or 2-1 wins to finish top half of the table - maybe top 6 now & then ; forget top 3.

He'd bring stability & safety, which is what they need now , and also about the best they're capable of . . . but after a couple of seasons he'd get hounded out for under-achievement by their deluded self-entitled fans demanding "entertainment" and "success" by a team that "plays the United way".

So it will continue , on & on , to a point where Sam & Dyche are turning them down

 

[RodneyRodney]

The petrochemical polluting, tax evading, chav fan is only in it for the land development opportunity.

He wants to use anybody's & everybody's money to get richer.

The bloke couldn't give two fucks about the rags, there's no money in them anymore.

They deserve each other.

I really hope he does a Gordon Gecko on them - sell the few players they have with any transfer value , demolish the swamp & sell the land , pocket every cent & ride off into the Cayman Islands sunset.

 

[RodneyRodney]

More cards than Kyle Walker gets on Father's Day ! SU-PERB !!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Apparently they're going back again to beg Tuchel to be the next contestant - after he blew them out in the summer.

It gets more comical with every corner turned.

Tommy baghead would be pretty funny, he's not at the giggsy, waistcoat, granny shagger levels but, he's got a fantastic record of falling out with boards, I mean he'd fall out with himself in an empty house just catching a sight of himself in the mirror.

 

[RodneyRodney]

I have an idea !

Celebrity Manchester United Manager !

Because no reputable football manager wants to seen anywhere near The Chamber of Nightmares , a well-known celebrity takes charge of Manchester United team training and selection , as interim manager.

Win - and you get another month.
Draw - you get another week.
Loose -next contestant , please

Suggestions , please for a list of potential contestants ?

Mine - Boris Johnson, Prince Harry, Hannibal Lecter, Gordon Ramsay . . .

Lt. Cmdr. William BLIGH, Asst. Mgr - Fletcher Christian

 

[Nellies left peg]

So if ten Bob has had it then I think they should adopt a holistic approach.
They need a peacemaker, agony uncle, disciplinarian, teacher, tactician and an expert in putting out all those little fires within the swamp - step forward:

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Pugh, Pugh, Barney Mcgrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb couldn’t have done any worse