How long will you live?

[mcmanus]

I've seen City win the league, laughed me tits off for decades, no kids....... I wouldn't be arsed if I didn't wake up tomorrow.

Had two cancer scares in the last 18 month with 2 biopsies both negative but I wouldn't want anyone keeping me alive like a sick fucking dog. Soon as I cannot wipe my own fucking arse I want to go.

!0 years at tops.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

No life, no job, no family, no home of my own anymore, no car, no dog, no cat, no budgie, no chocolate in the fridge, no fuckin crisp in the cupboard, NO FUCKIN BEER LEFT. Ohhh FUCK its sundi ...shops not open till 10am.....Ohhhh FUCK!

^^ Will be dead by 3am

 

[TheTrillionDollarMan]

No life, no job, no family, no home of my own anymore, no car, no dog, no cat, no budgie, no chocolate in the fridge, no fuckin crisp in the cupboard, NO FUCKIN BEER LEFT. Ohhh FUCK its sundi ...shops not open till 10am.....Ohhhh FUCK!

^^ Will be dead by 3am

No not yet ive got to see city win the champions league....would be cool if they did next season, then its good night vienna from me.

 

[Bill Walker]

No life, no job, no family, no home of my own anymore, no car, no dog, no cat, no budgie, no chocolate in the fridge, no fuckin crisp in the cupboard, NO FUCKIN BEER LEFT. Ohhh FUCK its sundi ...shops not open till 10am.....Ohhhh FUCK!

^^ Will be dead by 3am

he sounds relatively happy though..

 

[mcmanus]

My favourite EVER joke. First told to me by a bloke now in his 80's.

A 70 year old fella goes to the doctor and says he wants to live till he is 100.

Doctor says do you smoke? ...... No.
Doctor asks whether he drinks? ......No.
Doctor wonders if he talks drugs? .... No.
Doctor finally asks do you chase fast women ... No.

THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO LIVE TILL YOU ARE ONE FUCKING HUNDRED?

 

[Bill Walker]

I've seen City win the league, laughed me tits off for decades, no kids....... I wouldn't be arsed if I didn't wake up tomorrow.

and all that stuff you've learned from the cellar will be wasted :)

 

[TheTrillionDollarMan]

No life, no job, no family, no home of my own anymore, no car, no dog, no cat, no budgie, no chocolate in the fridge, no fuckin crisp in the cupboard, NO FUCKIN BEER LEFT. Ohhh FUCK its sundi ...shops not open till 10am.....Ohhhh FUCK!

^^ Will be dead by 3am

he sounds relatively happy though..

I am just got to shake rattle n roll till 10am.....flyin then.

 

[Bill Walker]

My favourite EVER joke. First told to me by a bloke now in his 80's.

A 70 year old fella goes to the doctor and says he wants to live till he is 100.

Doctor says do you smoke? ...... No.
Doctor asks whether he drinks? ......No.
Doctor wonders if he talks drugs? .... No.
Doctor finally asks do you chase fast women ... No.

THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO LIVE TILL YOU ARE ONE FUCKING HUNDRED?

wouldnt like to hear your worst joke..

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

If I get to the point where I lose control of my bodily functions.............about 26

 

[TheTrillionDollarMan]

If I get to the point where I lose control of my bodily functions.............about 26

I see, peaked too soon young man.