How long will you live?

[nw42]

According to the Deathclock.com I die Christmas day 2058. 73 years old. I just hope this thing is accurate!

Seriously though anything over 60 would do me just fine, the kids would be over 30 themselves, my own parents will have died realistically.

Lucky you, it just informed me I've got until Sept 28th next year, I'll be 55 by then, fair enough I suppose seeing as though I never expected to get to 50.

At least I can start planning for it now.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

you can find out here

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.deathclock.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.deathclock.com/</a>

I die aged 73

Me to

 

[jimharri]

I hope to live until the day I die.

 

[pominoz]

I am 50 next March, if i make it to 65-70 i will be happyish.

 

[TravisBickle]

If you don't get it then you must be a fucking Nimrod.

Fucking up the punch line probably didn't help.

What?

No the word you are looking for is "why" ;)

 

[Bill]

No life, no job, no family, no home of my own anymore, no car, no dog, no cat, no budgie, no chocolate in the fridge, no fuckin crisp in the cupboard, NO FUCKIN BEER LEFT. Ohhh FUCK its sundi ...shops not open till 10am.....Ohhhh FUCK!

If I was in Helen flannigans knickers I wouldn't need any of the above.

 

[Dicko69]

No life, no job, no family, no home of my own anymore, no car, no dog, no cat, no budgie, no chocolate in the fridge, no fuckin crisp in the cupboard, NO FUCKIN BEER LEFT. Ohhh FUCK its sundi ...shops not open till 10am.....Ohhhh FUCK!

If I was in Helen flannigans knickers I wouldn't need any of the above.

If you ever got in her knickers you'd have all of the above plus a cell mate

 

[Bill]

No life, no job, no family, no home of my own anymore, no car, no dog, no cat, no budgie, no chocolate in the fridge, no fuckin crisp in the cupboard, NO FUCKIN BEER LEFT. Ohhh FUCK its sundi ...shops not open till 10am.....Ohhhh FUCK!

If I was in Helen flannigans knickers I wouldn't need any of the above.

If you ever got in her knickers you'd have all of the above plus a cell mate

would she be the cell mate?

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

No life, no job, no family, no home of my own anymore, no car, no dog, no cat, no budgie, no chocolate in the fridge, no fuckin crisp in the cupboard, NO FUCKIN BEER LEFT. Ohhh FUCK its sundi ...shops not open till 10am.....Ohhhh FUCK!

If I was in Helen flannigans knickers I wouldn't need any of the above.

 

[Dicko69]

If I was in Helen flannigans knickers I wouldn't need any of the above.

If you ever got in her knickers you'd have all of the above plus a cell mate

would she be the cell mate?

I believe his name is rolf