How many biscuits do you eat per day

[Gelsons Dad]

that depends entirely upon your defintion of winning a game of similtaneous-wank-on-a-digestive-last-one-to-finish-has-to-have-a-bite-of-it.

You do know the traditional name for the "game" you describe is simply Sticky Biscuit. The type of biscuit is optional.

Back on topic:
I don't buy biscuits anymore so my average is now 0 which is sad because I could go through a packet in one sitting easily.