How much to key it?

[Silva&Silva]

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I’d sooner be late than have a lift.

That's the sort of cult like behaviour you'd expect from them.

 

[Gazza]

You could Matip it over.

 

[bernard o'silver]

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I’d sooner be late than have a lift.

Does it backfire and the doors fall off , after it goes about 100 yards down the road

 

[Bez]

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I’d sooner be late than have a lift.

Send it to the scrap yard immediately

 

[Bez]

When Arnie arrives it will be called the Slot Machine!

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I’d sooner be late than have a lift.

 

[Champions again in 2012]

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I’d sooner be late than have a lift.

Is that open top bus for their league cup parade

 

[bigA]

Clown Car?

Yep. In February it drives along the engine making a whining sound "quad, quad, quad, quad...." sound then in April it explodes and 3 of its wheels fall off leaving the owner, like the team they support, open to embarrassment and howls of laughter.

 

[Edghill OG]

Very unreliable runner this around spring time. Bit of an anomaly.

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

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I’d sooner be late than have a lift.

'You'll never walk alone hey'.. they'd be doing a lot of walking after I'd slashed all 4 tires. Cringey scouse rats!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

No sweat, 5 mins after it was parked up it was used in a post office robbery, the alloys and stereo were nicked and the burnt out shell was found in a park in Toxteth.