How thick is Rio Ferdinand?

[pfazz]

Because Rio Ferdinand doesn't understand art and people who discuss it, it's automatically stupid.

Skip to 30 seconds because other wise you won't be able last long enough to see the right bit.

I know it's a few years back now but look at his fucking clothes as well.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwV_kQLfGu0&t=0m30s[/youtube]

Sorry I tried but I only got as far as the kids doing the painting, I couldn't bring myself to waste any more of my precious life on that shitbag talking bollox.

 

[waspish]

VERY....

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I suppose nature being what it is, someone blessed with his ravishing good looks it's only fair and right that he is as stupid as he is. Or am I missing something here..??

 

[raininspain]

I suppose nature being what it is, someone blessed with his ravishing good looks it's only fair and right that he is as stupid as he is. Or am I missing something here..??

Did you put your glasses on or contact lenses in this morning?

Or were you being slightly ironic?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

is this based on the "Rio scale" of "zero to zero" ?

 

[kippax81]

VERY....

^^^^^^^^^^^

Is the correct answer. Very thick and a complete hypocritical wanker

 

[mcmanus]

Taken from "Said & Done" in The Observer:

Mr football 2008

Still undefeated: Rio - the ongoing story of one man's struggle to understand his own PR. · August: fronts the relaunch of the major anti-gang culture initiative he first backed in 2006 ("I want kids to see it's not just drug dealers who drive decent cars - trying to be a gangster isn't cool"). · November: Signs up as executive producer of new Brit gangland drugs movie Dead Man Running, starring 50 Cent (previous fillm credits: Righteous Kill, Streets of Blood). Also on Rio's PR project list last year: months after launching a new football academy in Uganda, aimed at educating and training street children living in poverty in capital city Kampala (Rio says meeting the kids was "overwheming and humbling"), signs up as the face of Kensington Luxury Heights - an exclusive luxury secure gated housing development overlooking Kampala - and buys one of the properties himself. "I'm delighted to have a home in Kensington Luxury Heights," says Rio in the sales brochure. "Come, be my neighbour in Uganda!"

Runner-up...

Running Rio close: Fergie - linked Real Madrid's record on tapping-up players to mass-murdering fascism. "What makes it so obscene is that Madrid, General Franco's club, had a history of being able to get whoever and whatever they wanted before democracy came to Spain." (Also upset about their players being tapped-up: · Bob Murray, Sunderland, 2003 : "United's behaviour over David Bellion is shabby, despicable, disrespectful and arrogant. They've broken every rule." · Mohamed Fayed, Fulham, 2004 : "I'm fed up with Sir Alex constantly unsettling my players." · Harry van Raaij , PSV, 2004: "Luring Robben like this is Ferguson's style. We've seen it before with Jaap and Ruud." · Daniel Levy, Spurs, 2008: "Ferguson's action over Berbatov is one of the worst offences by any manager ever. It's a blatant act of sheer arrogance...")

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/2009/jan/04/said-and-done" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/200 ... d-and-done</a>

Man of the week

@Rioferdy5 on riots: "I can't tell the youths exactly what to do but stealing tv's + trainers+burning innocent peoples houses+shops aint solving nothing at all … seems these kids/people have no fear or respect for the police." 2009: Get Rich or Die Tryin star 50 Cent signs up for Rio's new gangland drugs movie. "I'm inspiration to a lot of people. Not just in the US, but in the ghetto, period, worldwide."

(Also from Rio's tweets, in March: "Morning tweeps, its 14yrs since Notorious BIG died, #timeless. The school run is all Biggie 2day.")

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/2011/aug/14/said-done-rio-uk-riots" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... o-uk-riots</a>

The week in racism: best campaigner

Rio Ferdinand – joining the protest against Kick It Out's "ineffective" campaign message. Rio's own campaign highlights: 2008, calling on Uefa to act against homophobic abuse, two years after calling Chris Moyles "a faggot" live on air; 2009, fronting a new Nike campaign aimed at deglamorising gang violence – a month after agreeing to co-fund gangland drugs movie Dead Man Running, starring 50 Cent.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/2012/oct/28/said-and-done-rio-ferdinand" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... -ferdinand</a>

Chase me

Man of the week: Rio - says Fifa should hit nations hard if their fans use Nazi chants. 'Croatia were fined a few thousand quid. What good is that? It's not going to stop people shouting racist or homophobic abuse.' Other Rio anti-prejudice news: Oct 2006 - apologises after calling DJ Chris Moyles a 'faggot' live on air for asking if he likes 'geezers'. 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry - I'm not homophobic.' Also that week: The Sun - Man United 'dressing room pranksters' loving news that Scissor Sisters frontman Jake Shears rates Wayne Rooney: 'Ringleader Rio Ferdinand was dishing out the most stick: players chipped in with limp-wristed hand gestures and camp accents. A source said, "Rio and the boys were cracking up... they were all shouting 'chase me, chase me'."

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/2008/oct/12/1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/2008/oct/12/1</a>

PAINED Rio Ferdinand, Friday, on how 'the ban still pains me'. 'When I hear some of the things that get said at times, I do get the needle.'

<a class="postlink" href="http://observer.theguardian.com/sport/story/0,6903,1324100,00.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://observer.theguardian.com/sport/s ... 00,00.html</a>

Bump. Just in case anyone missed this.

Rio is a penis.

 

[mancitymick]

If he had one more brain cell it would be lonely and he is as useful as a snooze button on a smoke alarm

 

[mcmanus]

Hump.

 

[Chipmeister]

He thinks he's black, Hahahahaha