How thick is Rio Ferdinand?

[antspider]

He makes two short planks look bright

 

[Blue Til Death]

I always thought that black holes contained the most dense matter in the universe, how wrong I was, camel gobs napper wins hands down!!!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Well, after all this vitriol, I think it's safe to assume that squid lips is not overly endowed with grey matter.

 

[Chippy_boy]

Roy Hodgson says Rio is quite bright.

 

[oakiecokie]

He`s thicker than a Gurkhas foreskin.

 

[bluevengence]

If carling did thick he'd be their front man.

Should that not be If Carlsberg did...?

Oops... The shame I now feel... Lol

classic..:)

 

[Deleted member 52846]

He`s thicker than a Gurkhas foreskin.

He's thicker than an elephants foreskin!

 

[mcmanus]

What a great thread. I wasn't aware so many others recognise Rio is a tit.

'Your mum is so fat........

Now replaced with

'Rio Ferdinand is so thick......

I like.

 

[Deleted member 52846]

We should start a Twitter campaign like RIIAC - Rio Ferrinand is so thick...RFIST

 

[Always Ali]

His Wiki page is locked....so no "Iraniesque" fun to be had there unfortunately!