How to get over a girl I love/loved?

[roj]

Write her name on individual pieces of loo roll. Wiping your arse with her will be cathartic.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Distract yourself. Get a dog. Seriously. They can be therapeutic.

Are you suggesting he smears Pedigree Chum on his bollocks.....Really, this place has gone down hill since the LWNJs left.

 

[jimharri]

Are you suggesting he smears Pedigree Chum on his bollocks.....Really, this place has gone down hill since the LWNJs left.

 

[kaz7]

That is so wrong lol

 

[Sir peace frog]

I've not read all of the replies so forgive me if this has already been suggested

bum her sister

 

[jimharri]

That is so wrong lol

Oh, I dunno. My mate reckons it's quite nice.

 

[shadygiz]

Listen to The Smiths non stop for the rest of your life.... works for me...

haha, all together now

"theres a club if you'd like to go......"

 

[stony]

I've not read all of the replies so forgive me if this has already been suggested

bum her sister

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[The Richard Wright Fan Club]

She lives and works in the same city.

I still have her number and I'm thinking do I ring her?

Do I just delete her number so I can no longer contact her?

Move cities? But I'm sure most Guys don't move cities for that .. But what if I see her with another man!??

Any advice is welcome..

Dump her, it's what you want. Then be alone forever

After a few weeks you'll be desperate for the warmth of another human and you'll sniff people's hair while standing in a queue at Tesco. You'll get more desperate and try and get them to touch you in anyway you can, deliberately bumping into people and apologizing.

That wont be enough and you'll see a local bird and follow her home, watching her from her garden, while touching yourself in the bushes.

Soon enough you will be on the news for kidnap, rape and murder.

Hope this helps.

 

[kaz7]

I bet this is 12 pages for nothing