Ghost in my house
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 29 Aug 2008
- Messages
- 413
Day 1
MH: "Garry, I'd like to sign <insert name>. He's probably the best player in his position in the world."
GC: "Let me make a call"
.....2mins later "As luck would have it, Mark, the player, his agent and manager were just passing CoMS and have pulled in for a chat."
MH: "Great!"
1 hour later....
GC: "Mark, it's all sorted. They accepted our first offer and the player was happy with our initial terms.....we didn't have any negotiations whatsoever. We dug out the old contract we had for Nigel Gleghorn and just tippexed out his signature for the new lad to write over."
MH: "Super!"
GC: "The lad doesn't even need to nip home or back to his club as he always carries his worldly belongings with him wherever he goes."
MH: "Grrreat!".
GC: "Bernard has been on the internet and transfered the money from Khaldoon's Co-op account to the other club.....who would've thought that £20m wouldn't need any checks or anything...amazing this internet thing." I'll speak the press and call the 4pm conference for tomorrow.
MH: "Super!"
GC: "I didn't get where I was today by being a realist, Mark."
MH: "No, GC."
Day 2, 4pm
GC: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunshine Desserts....er....I mean Carrington and please welcome Manchester City's latest signing.......<insert name of choice>"
and that's how it's done according to a lot of folks on here.
MH: "Garry, I'd like to sign <insert name>. He's probably the best player in his position in the world."
GC: "Let me make a call"
.....2mins later "As luck would have it, Mark, the player, his agent and manager were just passing CoMS and have pulled in for a chat."
MH: "Great!"
1 hour later....
GC: "Mark, it's all sorted. They accepted our first offer and the player was happy with our initial terms.....we didn't have any negotiations whatsoever. We dug out the old contract we had for Nigel Gleghorn and just tippexed out his signature for the new lad to write over."
MH: "Super!"
GC: "The lad doesn't even need to nip home or back to his club as he always carries his worldly belongings with him wherever he goes."
MH: "Grrreat!".
GC: "Bernard has been on the internet and transfered the money from Khaldoon's Co-op account to the other club.....who would've thought that £20m wouldn't need any checks or anything...amazing this internet thing." I'll speak the press and call the 4pm conference for tomorrow.
MH: "Super!"
GC: "I didn't get where I was today by being a realist, Mark."
MH: "No, GC."
Day 2, 4pm
GC: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunshine Desserts....er....I mean Carrington and please welcome Manchester City's latest signing.......<insert name of choice>"
and that's how it's done according to a lot of folks on here.