How will the Club celebrate a title win better than FA Cup ?

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WEMBLEY76

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After last years excellent parade from Albert Square to the ground then all the fireworks,old player speeches etc..do you think if/when we we win the title that it will be altogether just bigger and better,for example more fireworks,more recent heroes like Goater and Dickov on the pitch or are they
planning something very special that will blow us away..thoughts please fellow bluemooners....
 
I think it should involve a Bus parade via The Swamp for the players to relieve themselves, then all back to Etihad Stadium for a Jacobs join finger buffet were we will be entertained with games such as "Flog the Dog"
 
WEMBLEY76 said:
After last years excellent parade from Albert Square to the ground then all the fireworks,old player speeches etc..do you think if/when we we win the title that it will be altogether just bigger and better,for example more fireworks,more recent heroes like Goater and Dickov on the pitch or are they
planning something very special that will blow us away..thoughts please fellow bluemooners....
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Presenting Vinnie with the trophy after the QPR game will be enough to blow us all away. The 'something special' bit comes when the team runs round the Etihad with it !
 
Keep that flouncing muppet Ferris well away from Albert Square so he can't drown out the singing and hum of general happiness with his incredibly loud and totally unnecessary running commentary.
 
6pm - Stuart Hall starts proceedings at the Town Hall with a mini its a knockout featuring Mario Balotelli and Micah Richards competing to see how many times they can hit a shackled Carlos Tevez in the face with a wet sponge!

6.15pm -Bernard Halford comes out with Cup Aloft only to be dragged back in by Summerbee.....clearly heard saying "Cmon Bernard let someone else have a go"

6.30 pm-Beady Eye come on and give a rousing rendition of "We are the Champions" followed by an impromptu "The Shit of Man United went to Rome to see the Pope"

6.45pm - A Flyover by the Etihad City plane accompanied by the Blue arrows...

7pm - The Sheikh himself boards the bus to the stadium specially driven by Garry Cook with Nedums mum as the conductor! Tevez,still chained to the back is dragged along porland street naked and pelted with rotten fruit by the blue masses.

7.30pm - Sky sports start their coverage with interviews with Steve Bruce, Roy Kean, Bryan Robson and Dwight Yorke all saying that City wont actually win the title they have just won because United have all the experience.......They then show clips of Teddy Sheringhams goal in the 99 final with a reminder that City were knocked out in the group stages.......

7.32pm -Sky coverage finishes.

7.45pm- The bus arrives at the Stadium with Dickov and Goater crowd surfing.....

8pm - The players come out (Wearing next years kit of course which incidently went on sale that day!)

8.15pm- David Silva is voted player of the year by the Supporters clubs (Mainly because he sorted them tickets for Newcastle away despite them having 50 loyalty points between them)

8.30 - Beady Eye are joined on stage by Noel Gallagher, Oasis are reformed and play a rousing set finished with "Dont look back in Anger" dedicated to Whisky Nose...

9.30 pm - NEWSFLASH on SKY.......Sir Alex Ferguson sectioned
 
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