How Would You Present Haaland To City Fans And To Football Fans Across The World?

[Blue Mist]

Just a simple photo, me and him sat in the Grey Horse, a pint of bitter each and the rag landlord crying in the back ground.

 

[Cobwebcat]

Holding Roy Keane’s head, blood dripping …torso on the floor…Mortal Combat style.

Caption Reads: Haaland Wins

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

City have put you in-charge of coming up with an original idea to present Haaland to City fans and to football fans around the World.

You've got an open brief and an open budget.

Welcome to Manchester(Carlos Tevez) isn't allowed as it's already been done.

Have him take a shit on a blow up doll of Roy Keane

 

[Chappie]

In a United shirt ,with this tune being played
It could have been you
It could have been you
You unlucky bastards
It could have been you

Erling is ours,Erling is ours ,fuck off back to London
Erling is ours

 

[TFC]

As long as there isnt a fucking piano involved, I'm easy.

 

[Gray]

As long as there isnt a fucking piano involved, I'm easy.

Would you settle for Bagpipes?

 

[Kippaxpete]

Viking Longboat along Deansgate with Alfie and Erling holding Gregg’s sausage and bean melts

Nah, Greggs is a Newcastle company.

 

[JRockBlues]

A blood eagle on Keane needs to be involved. A ritual sacrifice by the son for the murder of his father.

 

[mrsprkl]

Sitting zen style on the city badge at the tunnel saying "its a beautiful thing!"

 

[cptaidan88]

Have been told he is booked in a hotel on Thursday Friday in Manchester. Also Zabba Yaya Sergio and Vinnie will be there as well which is something to do with 93.20 Anniversary. Personally I hope he is brought on with Sergio before the Villa game

Not this week. He's got a game on Saturday where he wants to say thanks and goodbye to the Dortmund fans, so I think thats unlikely. Thats their last game of the season though, so maybe at the Villa game is a possibility.