Huge Spider In My House

smudgedj said:
Found this above my bed once - went to get a rule but it had disappeared before I got back.

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Looks like an Afghan Camel Spider
 
rickmcfc said:
toby said:
I hope you haven't killed it !!
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I never ever kill spiders. However, I did walk about 5 doors down the street before letting it go.
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5 doors? That thing has eight legs and is fucking massive, it's single stride length is 5 doors!!
 
quiet_riot said:
rickmcfc said:
toby said:
I hope you haven't killed it !!
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I never ever kill spiders. However, I did walk about 5 doors down the street before letting it go.
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5 doors? That thing has eight legs and is fucking massive, it's single stride length is 5 doors!!
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I bet it got home before he did

Also.they never come alone,there will be another one at least;)
 
everythingchangesbutblue said:
Why did you have to post this thread? i'm lookin all over the walls and corners now. I'm a right soft twat when it comes to spiders. We as a race should join together and wipe em out the silent hairy bastards.
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Silent hairy yes, but bastards no. Good allies to have about.
 
prestonibbo_mcfc said:
everythingchangesbutblue said:
Why did you have to post this thread? i'm lookin all over the walls and corners now. I'm a right soft twat when it comes to spiders. We as a race should join together and wipe em out the silent hairy bastards.
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Silent hairy yes, but bastards no. Good allies to have about.
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Propaganda.
 
It's a giant house spider, It lives in your home all year round.

Putting them outside kills them as their bodies aren't adapted to cope with the cold (hence why they prefer your nice warm house.)
They don't bite and are incredibly docile. If you see one, leave it be.
 
Mëtal Bikër said:
It's a giant house spider, It lives in your home all year round.

Putting them outside kills them as their bodies aren't adapted to cope with the cold (hence why they prefer your nice warm house.)
They don't bite and are incredibly docile. If you see one, leave it be.
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Hear, hear! Leave your legged, eight eyed monstrous fucker of a "friend" be. They honestly do not crawl over you when you are asleep or fall in your throat whilst drinking your saliva. That's bollocks put out by the evil spider killers of the world.

Garden spiders though, they're wankers. I've walked through about twenty webs this week alone on my deliveries and its angin as fuck picking it out of your hair and eyes.. Not to mention that tickle on your neck as you realise you're carrying a Boris.,.
 
Bunch of soft cunts. Oooh a one inch bug! It's going to kill me!
 
they are everywhere at the minute, they seem to be getting bigger swell. Ive seen 3 just today in my kitchen all huge.
 
StrangewaysHereWeCome said:
Mëtal Bikër said:
It's a giant house spider, It lives in your home all year round.

Putting them outside kills them as their bodies aren't adapted to cope with the cold (hence why they prefer your nice warm house.)
They don't bite and are incredibly docile. If you see one, leave it be.
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Hear, hear! Leave your legged, eight eyed monstrous fucker of a "friend" be. They honestly do not crawl over you when you are asleep or fall in your throat whilst drinking your saliva. That's bollocks put out by the evil spider killers of the world.

Garden spiders though, they're wankers. I've walked through about twenty webs this week alone on my deliveries and its angin as fuck picking it out of your hair and eyes.. Not to mention that tickle on your neck as you realise you're carrying a Boris.,.
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You're right, they don't. It's an urban myth that they do. I assure you, unless you've voluntarily picked one up and put one in your mouth, you have never eaten a spider.

Do people really find *this* terrifying? (Hidden, just in case a few of you genuinely are)
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Mëtal Bikër said:
StrangewaysHereWeCome said:
Mëtal Bikër said:
It's a giant house spider, It lives in your home all year round.

Putting them outside kills them as their bodies aren't adapted to cope with the cold (hence why they prefer your nice warm house.)
They don't bite and are incredibly docile. If you see one, leave it be.
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Hear, hear! Leave your legged, eight eyed monstrous fucker of a "friend" be. They honestly do not crawl over you when you are asleep or fall in your throat whilst drinking your saliva. That's bollocks put out by the evil spider killers of the world.

Garden spiders though, they're wankers. I've walked through about twenty webs this week alone on my deliveries and its angin as fuck picking it out of your hair and eyes.. Not to mention that tickle on your neck as you realise you're carrying a Boris.,.
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You're right, they don't. It's an urban myth that they do. I assure you, unless you've voluntarily picked one up and put one in your mouth, you have never eaten a spider.

Do people really find *this* terrifying? (Hidden, just in case a few of you genuinely are)
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That does look like a mentalist
 
I have no real problem killing flies or ear wigs that make their way into the house but when it comes to spiders I leave them be. I just always think of bad karma killing them for some odd reason. I'm still shit scared of them
 
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