Huge Spider In My House

[Two Gun Bob]

Octobers the time when testosterone fueled eight legged freaks "home invade" for a sniff of eight legged flange.

 

[Metal Biker]

People are scared of spiders?

Really? I can get that their quick movements might make you jump but...

 

[SWP's back]

What is it? A Masonry Spider?

Tarantula

 

[city2]

soft git

 

[paulchapo]

I don't mind spiders but the fuckers never seem to catch any flies in my house the lazy bastards

 

[Vic]

From the film Sirens. Hugh Grant as an English clergyman in Australia visiting a controversial artist and has just gone to the dunny...

Sheela: I should have warned him about the redbacks.
Estella: What are they?
Sheela: Small spiders with big teeth. They live under toilet seats usually.
Estella: How do you know if they’re there?
Sheela: By the screams.

(Maybe dodgy site for the clip):

https://clip.cafe/sirens-1994/i-shouldve-warned-about-the-redbacks/

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Newspaper warnings about expected influx of spiders into the house at this time of year.
Only one to be wary of in Ireland is the false widow which packs a fairly power venom similar to a bee sting or worse for some people.
I’ve seen a few in the garden from time to time.
They’re the only ones I won’t handle.