Hugh Ferris HT 'show'

[greasedupdeafguy]

There should be 4 different things going on -one in front of each stand.
Family Stand - a children's entertainer - magic tricks, balloon sculpting etc.
South Stand/ 109/110 -stripper and blue comedian
East Stand - few songs from local folk or minorities band
Colin Bell - local Am Dram doing highlights from Shakespeare plays -quietly done though so as not to disturb those talking about Tarquins Uni place or the new line of winer wear that Greenwoods has just got in.

haha

 

[Why Always Ste]

There should be 4 different things going on -one in front of each stand.
Family Stand - a children's entertainer - magic tricks, balloon sculpting etc.
South Stand/ 109/110 -stripper and blue comedian
East Stand - few songs from local folk or minorities band
Colin Bell - local Am Dram doing highlights from Shakespeare plays -quietly done though so as not to disturb those talking about Tarquins Uni place or the new line of winer wear that Greenwoods has just got in.

ROFL!

quality.

City need to kill the cheese though, it's awful.
I mean shit I can stand there for 15mins with nothing going on, save the crappy competitions for an episode of City Today on Youtube.

 

[dobobobo]

I have no problem with him. He's just doing what all presenters have to do, present stuff to look great even though it's clear what they are presenting is a bag of shite (which is half time entertainment).

Not saying you are wrong to dislike him. Natalie Pike did my head in when she first started, but i'm ok with now that she seems to of stopped going on about how fit the players are and concentrates on talking about football.

That said, I don't see much pre match and post match entertainment because my preference is the pub.

But that is the point...... we don't need presenters. No one goes to the game for the half time entertainment and the words ''match day experience'' should be shoved right up these presenters arses.
Fans go to the game to watch the game. These presenters add nothing that fans want. Just stick a load of local bands music on and give us the half time scores along with Junior Blues with birthdays and other requests.
Or the Beswick Prize Band!

Go start a Change.org petition if you really think the majority agree with you.

The fact that Hugh has been around for a while now and this is the first dedicated thread to him - that I have seen - I'd say the majority aint too arsed.

As for local bands on the pitch, they can fuck off back to City Square.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

I have no problem with him. He's just doing what all presenters have to do, present stuff to look great even though it's clear what they are presenting is a bag of shite (which is half time entertainment).

Not saying you are wrong to dislike him. Natalie Pike did my head in when she first started, but i'm ok with now that she seems to of stopped going on about how fit the players are and concentrates on talking about football.

That said, I don't see much pre match and post match entertainment because my preference is the pub.

But that is the point...... we don't need presenters. No one goes to the game for the half time entertainment and the words ''match day experience'' should be shoved right up these presenters arses.
Fans go to the game to watch the game. These presenters add nothing that fans want. Just stick a load of local bands music on and give us the half time scores along with Junior Blues with birthdays and other requests.
Or the Beswick Prize Band!

I was making pretty much an identical point to my daughter at half time yesterday. I do wonder how many people, if any, actually enjoy the half time bullshit. And surely nobody would be upset if they did nothing at half time apart from Hugh Ferris and obviously the person at the club who thinks all this bollocks up (presumably the same knob who decided that seeing us win and receive the Premier League trophy would not be entertaining enough for most City fans and needed to be enhanced with weird enormous inflatable moons and very shit music that was so loud you feared your ears might bleed). The self important twat seems to think that he has a major part to play in the "matchday experience" when we all know the only people who play a part are basically the players and manager and maybe the people serving the food/drinks. At a push I would accept fit females in lycra dancing or preferably bouncing up and down on a big trampoline to Rusholme Ruffians but ugly old men making complete cunts of themselves for pretty much nobody's enjoyment bar their own really doesn't cut it.

 

[dobobobo]

I have no problem with him. He's just doing what all presenters have to do, present stuff to look great even though it's clear what they are presenting is a bag of shite (which is half time entertainment).

Not saying you are wrong to dislike him. Natalie Pike did my head in when she first started, but i'm ok with now that she seems to of stopped going on about how fit the players are and concentrates on talking about football.

That said, I don't see much pre match and post match entertainment because my preference is the pub.

But that is the point...... we don't need presenters. No one goes to the game for the half time entertainment and the words ''match day experience'' should be shoved right up these presenters arses.
Fans go to the game to watch the game. These presenters add nothing that fans want. Just stick a load of local bands music on and give us the half time scores along with Junior Blues with birthdays and other requests.
Or the Beswick Prize Band!

I was making pretty much an identical point to my daughter at half time yesterday. I do wonder how many people, if any, actually enjoy the half time bullshit. And surely nobody would be upset if they did nothing at half time apart from Hugh Ferris and obviously the person at the club who thinks all this bollocks up (presumably the same knob who decided that seeing us win and receive the Premier League trophy would not be entertaining enough for most City fans and needed to be enhanced with weird enormous inflatable moons and very shit music that was so loud you feared your ears might bleed). The self important twat seems to think that he has a major part to play in the "matchday experience" when we all know the only people who play a part are basically the players and manager and maybe the people serving the food/drinks. At a push I would accept fit females in lycra dancing or preferably bouncing up and down on a big trampoline to Rusholme Ruffians but ugly old men making complete cunts of themselves for pretty much nobody's enjoyment bar their own really doesn't cut it.

What did your daughter say when you told her the bit in bold?

 

[Lancet Fluke]

But that is the point...... we don't need presenters. No one goes to the game for the half time entertainment and the words ''match day experience'' should be shoved right up these presenters arses.
Fans go to the game to watch the game. These presenters add nothing that fans want. Just stick a load of local bands music on and give us the half time scores along with Junior Blues with birthdays and other requests.
Or the Beswick Prize Band!

I was making pretty much an identical point to my daughter at half time yesterday. I do wonder how many people, if any, actually enjoy the half time bullshit. And surely nobody would be upset if they did nothing at half time apart from Hugh Ferris and obviously the person at the club who thinks all this bollocks up (presumably the same knob who decided that seeing us win and receive the Premier League trophy would not be entertaining enough for most City fans and needed to be enhanced with weird enormous inflatable moons and very shit music that was so loud you feared your ears might bleed). The self important twat seems to think that he has a major part to play in the "matchday experience" when we all know the only people who play a part are basically the players and manager and maybe the people serving the food/drinks. At a push I would accept fit females in lycra dancing or preferably bouncing up and down on a big trampoline to Rusholme Ruffians but ugly old men making complete c**ts of themselves for pretty much nobody's enjoyment bar their own really doesn't cut it.

What did your daughter say when you told her the bit in bold?

Yeah, I just thought that bit to myself.

 

[dobobobo]

I was making pretty much an identical point to my daughter at half time yesterday. I do wonder how many people, if any, actually enjoy the half time bullshit. And surely nobody would be upset if they did nothing at half time apart from Hugh Ferris and obviously the person at the club who thinks all this bollocks up (presumably the same knob who decided that seeing us win and receive the Premier League trophy would not be entertaining enough for most City fans and needed to be enhanced with weird enormous inflatable moons and very shit music that was so loud you feared your ears might bleed). The self important twat seems to think that he has a major part to play in the "matchday experience" when we all know the only people who play a part are basically the players and manager and maybe the people serving the food/drinks. At a push I would accept fit females in lycra dancing or preferably bouncing up and down on a big trampoline to Rusholme Ruffians but ugly old men making complete c**ts of themselves for pretty much nobody's enjoyment bar their own really doesn't cut it.

What did your daughter say when you told her the bit in bold?

Yeah, I just thought that bit to myself.

Not that there is anything wrong with the idea. But, the women will want something too, how about Natalie Pike doing makeup tips with the pretty bouncing ladies in the centre circle? I hear it's all the rage on YouTube... the make up part.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Hugh Ferris is to presenting what Joe Hart is to goalkeeping.....sorry couldn't resist ;-)

Oh and while we're at it, where do they get the tossers from to go on the pitch for the comps? Wish they'd fuck off and not bother.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

What did your daughter say when you told her the bit in bold?

Yeah, I just thought that bit to myself.

Not that there is anything wrong with the idea. But, the women will want something too, how about Natalie Pike doing makeup tips with the pretty bouncing ladies in the centre circle? I hear it's all the rage on YouTube... the make up part.

Maybe Hugh could just leave his cock dangling out while he introduces the fit trampoline women? I'm sure the ladies would love that.

 

[Pelly Greeny]

What a fantastic situation to be in - the worst thing about our club and the thing that people are most pissed off with is the half time entertainment.

I remember when half time was a brief period when you had to hope that the puddles of piss in the toilets weren't as high as the hem of your jeans (and pray to god that you didn't need to use a cubicle) or that you looked to move to a spot where you weren't under a hole in the roof that allowed the rain to drip on your head.

Happy days