Damocles said:
"Contacts"?
Fucking hell, when did I become an East German spy?
You understand that it's possible to have an untainted opinion?
That maybe, I think something not because it's convenient to me, but because, y'know, I actually think it?
Let me get a few things straight with you here, for the avoidance of doubt.
*think of an omnipotent Liam Gallagher , the size of a planet, shouting at you from the clouds and pointing*
You are a city fan.
You wear a city shirt.
You stand up and sing your heart out all game, every game until the teams have left the field.
You hate man utd and think that everyone connected to that club deserves death.
You think everything man city does is perfect.
Except for the ticket office .
You think everything roberto mancini does is wonderful, even when he makes mistakes he does it on purpose.
You believe that all of city's players are the best in the country.
You believe all city's ex players are twats.
You believe the entire media hates Manchester city
You would throttle Mark lawrenson with your bare hands if you could. And tevez . And Bellamy. And adebayor.
You believe that the producers of every football show devise sneaky ways to belittle man city in subtle and devious ways.
And....most importantly of all, you think that the men supports man united.
Have you got that son?
Now go about your business and don't come round here with your cocky fucking rag ways again. Or
I'll set that johnny crossan clown on you.
He knows what's what.