Hurricane Orphelia

My wifes sign for her business has snapped in two and been blown halfway down the drive and the tree is looking a lot less leafy than it was. Other than that it's just loud and was pretty unpleasant to walk the dog in. That and the internet is running a bit slow. Hopefully the Donald will turn up soon and throw some kitchen roll at me
 
It's not Greg and Adam is it? I know they've been put up in a hotel in Almancil for the night, another night on the ale suits them fine.

No not them mate. These lads have been on a 50th for a few days in Albufeira for one of the parties older brothers
 
My wifes sign for her business has snapped in two
is this her?
has she lost the tone market half?
penistone-country-market.jpg
 
Think she's fit, eye candy for any W1A or ELementary fans out there.

Edit: Wrong Ophelia, what are the odds of that?
 
No not them mate. These lads have been on a 50th for a few days in Albufeira for one of the parties older brothers
I've just cheered my mate up and text him about that Birmingham flight, he said we couldn't get on that flight as there's about 15 of them. I Mentioned it's a good 4 days walk from Newquay, a good two days cycle, 13 hours on the train, or 6 hours by rented car, then he just told to f-off.
 
All the refuse containers are all over the road. If the refuse collectors, who are round in the morning, ask me 'Where's your bin' I'm telling them 'I've been here all night mate'





I'll get the door.

And if they say "No where's ya wheelie bin" you say "I've wheelie been here all night"

I'll get my coat too
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.