Well you have to realise that I was imagining the pretty much fictional Emile Mpenza of Championship Manager 01/02, from when I was about 13, so there was really no way he could have ever lived up to the hype I'd put on him in my mind. He did score a couple of crucial goals and did alright considering the circumstances, but I was expecting a footballing god, when in reality it turned out he was a decent yet unspectacular player very much past his peak who could do a job. Childhood dream colliding with reality more than o erhyped failure I supposeMpenza played a very large part in keeping us up in 06/07 bud, hype fully justified imo. Jesus of Nazareth couldn't have scored as many in that side.
For me personally it would have to be Fernando, remember watching him completely boss zenit for porto in the CL and thought he would be a great signing. Was wrong about.
Was excited about Javi Garcia as well the way benfica fans went on him. Looked like he couldn't kick a ball for us, although he did improve towards the end of his final season playing alongside fernandinho.
Adebayor Santa Cruz and Robinho were poor value for money.
We lost Clive Allen because the monkey heed fuckwit played Adrian HeathAdrian fucking Heath ! -We lost Clive Allen because of him !!
He also couldn't get in Ajax's team, played for an average Derby County, then a load of clubs nobody has ever heard of.I'll whisper it quietly, but I'm with you
How can he be such a great player if we got relegated twice with him in the team?