I am just on the way to Yorkshire

Re: I am just on the way to Yorkshire

Please merge with, "Is the Cellar dying?" thread.

Another good poster lost. Never to be seen again.
 
Re: I am just on the way to Yorkshire

dazdon said:
Don't take lifts off lorry drivers.

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Re: I am just on the way to Yorkshire

And if you want to fit in and not appear too human I suggest you do this.

Amend..

I am just on the way to Yorkshire


To...

am just on t' way t' Yorkshire
 
Re: I am just on the way to Yorkshire

Yorkshire is the greatest cricket club in the world even though it isn't.

Leeds United is the greatest football team in the world even though it isn't.

Just don't argue with them.
 
Re: I am just on the way to Yorkshire

Sadly, I've had to go to Leeds, Wakefield and Pontefract in the last fortnight.

I kept expecting Doug McClure and a dinosaur to appear from around the corner.

It truly is the land that forgot.
 
Re: I am just on the way to Yorkshire

Don't drink the tap water, don't shag the local ''women'' (loose definition of the term), and make sure you've had all your jabs (Rabies, Diphtheria, typhoid, Lassa Fever, the usual stuff when visiting a third world country). And by the way OP; to help you fit in with the local yokels, it's pronounced (shouted actually), ''YAAAAAAAWKSHA''.



Tha knows.
 
Re: I am just on the way to Yorkshire

In reply to anything they say to you just say either 'appen' or 'appen as not' or if they fail, 'appen as like'.
 

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