I Await The POPCORN Pics.

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gordon from gorton said:
My mate had a one night stand whilst on holibobs.. he is still texting/phoning her and she wants to met him on friday.. he is not wanting a reltionship as he is not long out a long term reltionship.. so should he go to Leeds to met her?

Will it be diffrent without the sun and cheap booze?

We need pictures to back this up anyway, either way smash her back doors in
 
MCFC BOB said:
Pigeonho said:
Seeing as it's only your mate, you won't mind if I label him a pussy will you? ;-)

Your 'mate' needs to man up and bum her face off all weekend.
And how would one 'bum' one's face 'off', exactly?

You've a lot to learn young bob.
 
MCFC BOB said:
Pigeonho said:
Seeing as it's only your mate, you won't mind if I label him a pussy will you? ;-)

Your 'mate' needs to man up and bum her face off all weekend.
And how would one 'bum' one's face 'off', exactly?
Friction young Bob, friction.
Face is on pillow, OP is behind her, pummelling away at the delights in front of him. Face is scraping against pillow with such vigour, it eventually comes off meaning the OP has literally bummed her face off.
 
Pigeonho said:
MCFC BOB said:
Pigeonho said:
Seeing as it's only your mate, you won't mind if I label him a pussy will you? ;-)

Your 'mate' needs to man up and bum her face off all weekend.
And how would one 'bum' one's face 'off', exactly?
Friction young Bob, friction.
Face is on pillow, OP is behind her, pummelling away at the delights in front of him. Face is scraping against pillow with such vigour, it eventually comes off meaning the OP has literally bummed her face off.


What if she waxes her muff?
 
I met a girl from Leeds in Magaluf in 2002 'bummed her face off' (as pidge would put it) for the 1st 2 nights got bored and fucked her off. The last night my mate came up and asked me if I minded him trying to pull our friend from Leeds I obviously told him to go for it, she fucked him off but basically said that if he met her when we got back she'd be up for it, anyway he went to meet her in Leeds and ended up going out with her for 3 years!!!

These 1 night stands your 'mate' is after may end up in a 3 year relationship, my advice 'smash her back doors in but change your mobile number next week!!!'
 

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