I Await The POPCORN Pics.

[simmers]

Seeing as it's only your mate, you won't mind if I label him a pussy will you? ;-)

Your 'mate' needs to man up and bum her face off all weekend.

And how would one 'bum' one's face 'off', exactly?

Ask your missus, sure she found out in Malia ;)

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Time for a more serious response I think. He should go to Leeds and bum her that hard that she cries spunk.

 

[charliebigspuds]

this isn't such a big problem, meet her for old times sake, give her one, slip it up her arse, abuse her then change your..... sorry his, number. Simples!!