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I hate this government
- Thread starter Blue Maverick
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mcmanus
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hilts said:mcmanus said:It took me less than a quarter of an hour years ago how to pull a pint.hilts said:A bar man to be fully fit to be called competent would certainly take more than 20 minutes, however unless you are a teacher you seem to have fallen for the angelic status of our learned profession who work 27 hours a day to impart knowledge on little johnny
It would take me less than that to read out the register wouldn't make me a teacher though would it, try again
Fair enough do you reckon you could educate and keep under control a class of 30 odd kids after half hours training?
mcmanus
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Balti said:mcmanus said:It took me less than a quarter of an hour years ago how to pull a pint.hilts said:A bar man to be fully fit to be called competent would certainly take more than 20 minutes, however unless you are a teacher you seem to have fallen for the angelic status of our learned profession who work 27 hours a day to impart knowledge on little johnny
a quarter of an hour....
that's quite a lengthy training period compared to teaching assistants
they could use that quarter of an hour to ensure they understand the concept of job share I suppose
Could you put in a drip, have the bollocks to run in a burning house or take on a crazy knife wielding smack rat?
Then you are a bigger man than me.
hilts
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mcmanus said:hilts said:mcmanus said:It took me less than a quarter of an hour years ago how to pull a pint.
It would take me less than that to read out the register wouldn't make me a teacher though would it, try again
Fair enough do you reckon you could educate and keep under control a class of 30 odd kids after half hours training?
Can i presume you are a teacher? pray tell what lengthy training you have received that enables you to control 30 odd kids, did it involve an away day, freudian techniques in behavior and a detalied workshop on " know your child help your child"
Did you manage this without it affecting your work on world peace and the conundrum of Pellegrini's 2 man midfield?
Back in the day we were told to shut the fuck up or get a detention
mcmanus
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hilts said:mcmanus said:hilts said:It would take me less than that to read out the register wouldn't make me a teacher though would it, try again
Fair enough do you reckon you could educate and keep under control a class of 30 odd kids after half hours training?
Can i presume you are a teacher? pray tell what lengthy training you have received that enables you to control 30 odd kids, did it involve an away day, freudian techniques in behavior and a detalied workshop on " know your child help your child"
Did you manage this without it affecting your work on world peace and the conundrum of Pellegrini's 2 man midfield?
Back in the day we were told to shut the fuck up or get a detention
No I just went to school.
hilts
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mcmanus said:hilts said:mcmanus said:Fair enough do you reckon you could educate and keep under control a class of 30 odd kids after half hours training?
Can i presume you are a teacher? pray tell what lengthy training you have received that enables you to control 30 odd kids, did it involve an away day, freudian techniques in behavior and a detalied workshop on " know your child help your child"
Did you manage this without it affecting your work on world peace and the conundrum of Pellegrini's 2 man midfield?
Back in the day we were told to shut the fuck up or get a detention
No I just went to school.
We all did for what it was worth, babysitting would be a better description
Bill Walker
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hilts said:mcmanus said:hilts said:Fireman put out fires
teachers teach
nurses help patients
the police have to deal with people who can be dishonest
fuck me why didn't they put this in the job description so they knew before hand
I think they did then had the terms changed...... read the OP.
Plus I still think nurses, firemen, teachers and coppers should be paid more than a bank teller. If you dont thats up to you.
I didn't realise bank tellers got paid so much and retired early, god bless em
they dont
well at least not here
my sons girlfriend is a bank teller, her gross wage is $48000 pa, my wife is a nurse, her gross pay is $77000 pa
hilts
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nimrod said:hilts said:mcmanus said:I think they did then had the terms changed...... read the OP.
Plus I still think nurses, firemen, teachers and coppers should be paid more than a bank teller. If you dont thats up to you.
I didn't realise bank tellers got paid so much and retired early, god bless em
they dont
well at least not here
my sons girlfriend is a bank teller, her gross wage is $48000 pa, my wife is a nurse, her gross pay is $77000 pa
English money please
BimboBob
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My wife is a teacher. I went in to help out once. 30 6 year olds. All hyper. All mental cases. All did my head in. Have no idea how she manages it. When she gets in and says she's a bit knackered I believe her. Running a warehouse with 200 people in it seems a piece of piss in comparison.
After one morning with her class, I tried to show them Stonehenge, it's size and how they moved the stones (they were doing levers and pulleys) I gave up and fucked off to the pub.
Nurses? No idea how they do that as well. Same goes for the firemen. And soldiers.
Obviously being a copper is a piece of piss. Just put on weight, drive around a bit and nick anyone in a lowered car. Dead easy.
After one morning with her class, I tried to show them Stonehenge, it's size and how they moved the stones (they were doing levers and pulleys) I gave up and fucked off to the pub.
Nurses? No idea how they do that as well. Same goes for the firemen. And soldiers.
Obviously being a copper is a piece of piss. Just put on weight, drive around a bit and nick anyone in a lowered car. Dead easy.
hilts
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BimboBob said:My wife is a teacher. I went in to help out once. 30 6 year olds. All hyper. All mental cases. All did my head in. Have no idea how she manages it. When she gets in and says she's a bit knackered I believe her. Running a warehouse with 200 people in it seems a piece of piss in comparison.
After one morning with her class, I tried to show them Stonehenge, it's size and how they moved the stones (they were doing levers and pulleys) I gave up and fucked off to the pub.
Nurses? No idea how they do that as well. Same goes for the firemen. And soldiers.
Obviously being a copper is a piece of piss. Just put on weight, drive around a bit and nick anyone in a lowered car. Dead easy.
I think the job description is self explanatory really