I have never.....

[Marty]

Watched any Lord of The Rings.
Been to Spain.
Eaten Quiche without being sick.
Laughed at Ricky Gervais.

 

[rushts]

I have never licked a radiator or set myself on fire.

 

[EVILBLUEANT]

I have never licked a radiator or set myself on fire.

I have done both, does this make me Special???

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

Been to London for non-footballing reasons
(or Liverpool, or Birmingham, or Newcastle)

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

met a girl and not thought about her naked (including the mingers)

 

[pee dubya]

I have never licked a radiator or set myself on fire.

I have done both, does this make me Special???

I've licked a fire and set myself upon a radiator, so there.

 

[Swales lives]

I have never watched;
Return of the Jedi and the sequels
Any Harry Potter film
Any Lord of the Rings films either

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

bought / read The Sun

 

[Swales lives]

Voted Tory.

 

[pɹɐʇsɐq ǝnlq]

Coughed and farted at the same time without poo coming out.