I have never.....

[pee dubya]

Coughed and farted at the same time without poo coming out.

Lies.

 

[bammy blue]

been in a time machine

 

[pɹɐʇsɐq ǝnlq]

Coughed and farted at the same time without poo coming out.

Lies.

It's impossible not too.

 

[Anonymous]

that's what all my family, and my few friends say lol

So why don't you???

It is a masterpiece.

a bit strong

i can think of 20 films better than it.

 

[Mills-Mcfc]

i have never dressed up as batman while hanging myself from a doorhandle with a belt whilst masturbating, just because its supposed to feel really really really good!

 

[mammutly]

eaten a pickled egg or kissed a bus conductor

 

[Jamieking90]

Let a bird shit on my chest

 

[daveduke67]

replied to an SWP's back question.

 

[mattydale]

....seen united cheat.....oshit sorry thats every week on MOTD

 

[mattydale]

i have never dressed up as batman while hanging myself from a doorhandle with a belt whilst masturbating, just because its supposed to feel really really really good!

what an epic southpark