I think I have killed my girlfriends dog.

[Blue Smarties]

Why do people get so angry, it's only the internet.

Even if he is lying, so fucking what ?

Do you not understand how serious the internet is?

 

[MissingCityInMelbourne]

On the other hand only on bluemoon can one numpty start a thread claiming he has killed a dog with freddo's and a few pages later go on to an even bigger numpty going to halfords to fight the OP.


Comedy gold.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Why do people get so angry, it's only the internet.

Even if he is lying, so fucking what ?

Are you getting angry about people being angry on the internet?

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Did it die or what, couldn't be arsed reading the thread but surely you can just place an empty box of freddos next to the fucker and say the greedy bastard was the architect of its own demise.

 

[baggy]

food coma

 

[Blue Mist]

This is what happens when we have international breaks, people get bored and post stupid stuff. I blame Platini and that german, can't remember his name. bastards both of them

 

[hackneyslim]

This is what happens when we have international breaks, people get bored and post stupid stuff. I blame Platini and that german, can't remember his name. bastards both of them

Hitler? Leibnitz? Ferdinand Porsche? Horst Buchholz?

 

[Blue Mist]

This is what happens when we have international breaks, people get bored and post stupid stuff. I blame Platini and that german, can't remember his name. bastards both of them

Hitler? Leibnitz? Ferdinand Porsche? Horst Buchholz?

No I have just googled it, it was Beethoven. He can't even be arsed finishing that symphony, lazy sod.



(and by the way you spoilt my punchline, you were meant to sensibly post Karl Heinz Rumminegge ? and I was going to reply...no I was thinking of Hitler. So thanks very much.)

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

This is what happens when we have international breaks, people get bored and post stupid stuff. I blame Platini and that german, can't remember his name. bastards both of them

Hitler? Leibnitz? Ferdinand Porsche? Horst Buchholz?

No I have just googled it, it was Beethoven. He can't even be arsed finishing that symphony, lazy sod.


(and by the way you spoilt my punchline, you were meant to sensibly post Karl Heinz Rumminegge ? and I was going to reply...no I was thinking of Hitler. So thanks very much.)

There's only one thing for it. You're going to have to arrange a fight behind Carpetrite tomorrow after its shut. Joke ruining, intentional or not, isnot acceptable.

 

[Josh Blue]

Hitler? Leibnitz? Ferdinand Porsche? Horst Buchholz?

No I have just googled it, it was Beethoven. He can't even be arsed finishing that symphony, lazy sod.


(and by the way you spoilt my punchline, you were meant to sensibly post Karl Heinz Rumminegge ? and I was going to reply...no I was thinking of Hitler. So thanks very much.)

There's only one thing for it. You're going to have to arrange a fight behind Carpetrite tomorrow after its shut. Joke ruining, intentional or not, isnot acceptable.

are you trying to take the mick out of me squire?