Scottyboi said:gaudinho's stolen car said:That lol on the end knocked me physically sick Romeo. I'm on to you, you've never shagged a bird in your life have you?
hahaha please.............. you mug stop being an annoying **** because you're mrs has gone asleep on you. Probably saving her energy for the lads at the local takeaway.
gaudinho's stolen car said:Scottyboi said:hahaha please.............. you mug stop being an annoying **** because you're mrs has gone asleep on you. Probably saving her energy for the lads at the local takeaway.
Aw fucking brilliant, it's a slanging match you brand new halfwit who's head zips up at the back. I heard you had a shit in the woods near you and the locals are all out with air rifles hunting a monkey.
Scottyboi said:gaudinho's stolen car said:Aw fucking brilliant, it's a slanging match you brand new halfwit who's head zips up at the back. I heard you had a shit in the woods near you and the locals are all out with air rifles hunting a monkey.
??????? explain
gaudinho's stolen car said:Scottyboi said:??????? explain
Because when they investigated the droppings, they thought they had come from a monkey. i.e your intelligence level. I'm disappointed I had to explain that.
Scottyboi said:gaudinho's stolen car said:Because when they investigated the droppings, they thought they had come from a monkey. i.e your intelligence level. I'm disappointed I had to explain that.
Very witty I commend you for it, with some of the wankers we have on here thought it could of been a racist remark thats all.
dell74 said:Nice to hear that your weekend turned out much better than you'd anticipated Bob. You've obviously had a melding of minds and a moulding of bodies. Always remember though that 'one swallow doesn't make a summer'
crizack said:did she say she wants a real man?
if so, then i'd suggest drinkin half a crate of newky brown, offer her dad out for a one on one and headbutt her dog whilst shouting the lyrics from i am the resurrection.