I would rather...than be a Red....

Years ago, a mate (Bryan) went to watch the scum play the bin dippers in the fa cup final

He was in the dippers end and they were calling him a shitehead

I made a rhyme up for him-

I'd rather be a blue in division two

Than be a shitehead red like Bryan Maxted
 
Didsbury Dave said:
tolmie's hairdoo said:
Jesus, that's a low one...but the Robbie Williams thing, I have to confess, was dragged along to his gig at Lancashire CC the other year, not bad....after ten pints of whatever it was!
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Ten pints or not, I'd have fucked off down Talbot road to the megastore and got myself a nice Giggsy duvet and red shirt instead of sitting through that.
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Ha Ha - but what about Rock DJ?

Got you there!
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
Didsbury Dave said:
Ten pints or not, I'd have fucked off down Talbot road to the megastore and got myself a nice Giggsy duvet and red shirt instead of sitting through that.
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Ha Ha - but what about Rock DJ?

Got you there!
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I honestly thought you were straight.

Not that it's a problem to me or anything, Tolm.
 
I would rather gargle battery acid than be a red.

I would rather snip off each of toes in turn with a pair of rusty garden shears than be a red.

I would sooner live in Dagenham than be a red.

I would rather be BB2.0 than be a red.
 
As creative as this thread is; I'd rather neither support them or any of the other things proposed.
 
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