I would rather...than be a Red....

I'd rather go on the Jeremy Kyle show as woman beating, Schizophrenic transvestite than be a red.

I'd rather suck diarrhoea through a tramps sock than be red.
 
barryo said:
I'd rather be Anne Widdecombes gynaecologist.

(That conjures up some terrible images)

Fuck me !!
Make sure you,ve got a plank strapped across your arse to save you falling in,take a miners helmet with a big lamp and most of all throw a fooking canary (or something similar in yellow and green) up there,to ensure its safe from any fowl smells !!!
 
I'd rather crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass with pins in my eyes and cyral smith sat on my back than support THAT lot!<br /><br />-- Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:02 pm --<br /><br />OR........ ' I would rather walk round OLDHAM with a nail in my shoe than support THAT lot'
 
mcfcinprague said:
Years ago, a mate (Bryan) went to watch the scum play the bin dippers in the fa cup final

He was in the dippers end and they were calling him a shitehead

I made a rhyme up for him-

I'd rather be a blue in division two

Than be a shitehead red like Bryan Maxted

Fucking genius, personalised as well!
 
I would rather go through another 35yrs of shite, than be a red for 1 fuckin second! plastic supporters! always have been , always will be!
 
BingoBango said:
I would rather gargle battery acid than be a red.

I would rather snip off each of toes in turn with a pair of rusty garden shears than be a red.

I would sooner live in Dagenham than be a red.

I would rather be BB2.0 than be a red.

taking it a bit far there mate.
 
bluejase said:
BingoBango said:
I would rather gargle battery acid than be a red.

I would rather snip off each of toes in turn with a pair of rusty garden shears than be a red.

I would sooner live in Dagenham than be a red.

I would rather be BB2.0 than be a red.

Well you would live in Dagenham if you were a red
 
ethan23 said:
id rather watch a whole season with, dickov, vassel , samaras and corradi as attacking options whilst being managed by Stuart pearce
oh wait...
I'd rather be a cockney than a red .... NO! that doesn't work :-)
 
I'd rather be the centre of attention at a Tramps Bukaki Party tied to a chair and forced to wipe their baby gravy off with a wire brush..... than be a red
 

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