I would rather...than be a Red....

[mcfc-mike]

i'd rather be a blue than a red.

phew thats lucky then

 

[madblue]

id rather not be here than be a scum fan or rather be bin laden lol

 

[paphos-mcfc]

I'd rather go on the Jeremy Kyle show as woman beating, Schizophrenic transvestite than be a red.

I'd rather suck diarrhoea through a tramps sock than be red.

 

[KingRuben]

I would rather be fisted by Edward Scissorhands than be a red!

 

[IM NOT REALLY HERE]

I would rather be fisted by Edward Scissorhands than be a red!

PMSL And the winner is^^^^^^

 

[samharris]

I'd rather suck sick through a tramps sock than be a red.

 

[Carl_Man_City]

I would rather give up alcohol than be a red.

 

[oakiecokie]

I'd rather be Anne Widdecombes gynaecologist.

(That conjures up some terrible images)

Fuck me !!
Make sure you,ve got a plank strapped across your arse to save you falling in,take a miners helmet with a big lamp and most of all throw a fooking canary (or something similar in yellow and green) up there,to ensure its safe from any fowl smells !!!

 

[IMARRIEDBLUEMOON]

I'd rather crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass with pins in my eyes and cyral smith sat on my back than support THAT lot!<br /><br />-- Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:02 pm --<br /><br />OR........ ' I would rather walk round OLDHAM with a nail in my shoe than support THAT lot'

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Years ago, a mate (Bryan) went to watch the scum play the bin dippers in the fa cup final

He was in the dippers end and they were calling him a shitehead

I made a rhyme up for him-

I'd rather be a blue in division two

Than be a shitehead red like Bryan Maxted

Fucking genius, personalised as well!