If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there

[BlueBearBoots]

Why did the tree fall down?

Why was the tree there in the first place? We have the right to know.

Yep we can't make a decision with only half the facts!!

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Why did the tree fall down?

Why was the tree there in the first place? We have the right to know.

Because I was getting rodgered against it that's why. and yes it made one hell of a noise.

Next question.

 

[jimharri]

Why did the tree fall down?

Why was the tree there in the first place? We have the right to know.

Because I was getting rodgered against it that's why. and yes it made one hell of a noise.

Next question.

From what I've been told, it wasn't just the tree making a racket. You're a bit of a moaner and sigher mid coitus, apparently.

 

[Corky's Landlady]

Why was the tree there in the first place? We have the right to know.

Because I was getting rodgered against it that's why. and yes it made one hell of a noise.

Next question.

From what I've been told, it wasn't just the tree making a racket. You're a bit of a moaner and sigher mid coitus, apparently.

Mid coitus ? never heard a shag called that before but I have been known to moan in the 2 hours between swapping spit and pulling my knicks up.

 

[Barcon]

Because I was getting rodgered against it that's why. and yes it made one hell of a noise.

Next question.

From what I've been told, it wasn't just the tree making a racket. You're a bit of a moaner and sigher mid coitus, apparently.

Mid coitus ? never heard a shag called that before but I have been known to moan in the 2 hours between swapping spit and pulling my knicks up.

What's the difference between you and a fridge?




























A fridge won't fart when you pull the meat out.

 

[Corky's Landlady]

From what I've been told, it wasn't just the tree making a racket. You're a bit of a moaner and sigher mid coitus, apparently.

Mid coitus ? never heard a shag called that before but I have been known to moan in the 2 hours between swapping spit and pulling my knicks up.

What's the difference between you and a fridge?




























A fridge won't fart when you pull the meat out.

You old charmer you, I remember the first time you whispered that into my ear, mind you what chance did I have of farting, it was only in for 40 seconds.

 

[Barcon]

Mid coitus ? never heard a shag called that before but I have been known to moan in the 2 hours between swapping spit and pulling my knicks up.

What's the difference between you and a fridge?






























A fridge won't fart when you pull the meat out.

You old charmer you, I remember the first time you whispered that into my ear, mind you what chance did I have of farting, it was only in for 40 seconds.

Jesus, keep it down would you? If the wife gets wind of that she'll be expecting another half minute.

 

[Corky's Landlady]

What's the difference between you and a fridge?






























A fridge won't fart when you pull the meat out.

You old charmer you, I remember the first time you whispered that into my ear, mind you what chance did I have of farting, it was only in for 40 seconds.

Jesus, keep it down would you? If the wife gets wind of that she'll be expecting another half minute.

You're married !! Jeez I thought I was your first.

 

[Barcon]

You old charmer you, I remember the first time you whispered that into my ear, mind you what chance did I have of farting, it was only in for 40 seconds.

Jesus, keep it down would you? If the wife gets wind of that she'll be expecting another half minute.

You're married !! Jeez I thought I was your first.

First one to fist me. I whistle like a wind tunnel now. Thanks.

 

[CTID1988]

If i shit myself in my sleep does it make a smell?