If you are bald...

[urban genie]

Two quick questions I have been asked one this morning and it also reminded me of a question I was asked last week which I had no answer to.

So

This morning "If you're bald do you need to year hairnets" ???

And

Last week," do bald people get nits?

My answers were no & yes

Am I correct?

 

[dickie davies]

No idea, but I do know that God made all men bald and then covered the ugly ones with hair

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Year nets? : /

 

[Blue Mist]

I am only bald on the top so yes I have to wear a hair net and yes the nits live at the sides where it is warm.

 

[Blue Mist]

@urban genie you have 2 questions, I have one.
Did you piss the bed ?
You posted this at 6.48am. No one has such thought provoking questions at that time of the morning.

 

[Cellarite]

Hairnets - yes. It's for uniformity. Saves the job of checking every bald person's head for slight stubble.

 

[stonerblue]

Two quick questions I have been asked one this morning and it also reminded me of a question I was asked last week which I had no answer to.

So

This morning "If you're bald do you need to year hairnets" ???

And

Last week," do bald people get nits?

My answers were no & yes

Am I correct?

Yes and no..

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

No idea, but I do know that God made all men bald and then covered the ugly ones with hair

So how does Wayne Rooney fit into that?

 

[metalblue]

If you’re properly bald it has to be 1. no and 2. no. If you’re one of these with receding hair but prefer the shaved bald look (and why wouldn’t you?) then 1. yes and 2. does anyone get nits after leaving school?

I’m not bald, I’m not sure what attracted me to this thread.

 

[dickie davies]

So how does Wayne Rooney fit into that?

God didn't create Scousers
That was the devil's work