If you are bald...

[Magicpole]

I just wanted to pop in to pass on my anguish at the passing of your parting. Being blessed as I am, with a resplendent coverage of glorious splendour, made follicle. But enough about me. You bald cunts deserve a thread. Threadbare is a feature of your lives, I know, I feel your pain, well, not really, but I mean well.

Anyway, have a lovely time.

I have a funny story regarding a guy who wore a preposterous, almost inflammatory rug and we encountered him in a pub in Glasgow. Well, I thought it was funny, but equally, filled with pathos, to reaching an understanding, before, obscured to a reality, evident to every **** and their aunty, Everybody Knows It’s a Rug! Then BOOM! The, What The Fuck was I Thinking Moment. And there’s not a single **** of us who hasn’t said that. A few times.

Anyway, I’ve had herbs and cider, but you’re still all baldy cunts. But, I do like you. Flicks through his glorious hair before he typed this last sentence. Just because I can.

 

[Blue Mist]

I just wanted to pop in to pass on my anguish at the passing of your parting. Being blessed as I am, with a resplendent coverage of glorious splendour, made follicle. But enough about me. You bald cunts deserve a thread. Threadbare is a feature of your lives, I know, I feel your pain, well, not really, but I mean well.

Anyway, have a lovely time.

I have a funny story regarding a guy who wore a preposterous, almost inflammatory rug and we encountered him in a pub in Glasgow. Well, I thought it was funny, but equally, filled with pathos, to reaching an understanding, before, obscured to a reality, evident to every **** and their aunty, Everybody Knows It’s a Rug! Then BOOM! The, What The Fuck was I Thinking Moment. And there’s not a single **** of us who hasn’t said that. A few times.

Anyway, I’ve had herbs and cider, but you’re still all baldy cunts. But, I do like you. Flicks through his glorious hair before he typed this last sentence. Just because I can.

I find that men with little willies exaggerate about their prowess in the bedroom.
I also find that the same can be said about hair. Elton John wore outrageous hats, Bruce Forsythe wore wigs, Jimmie Krankie went on about independence.....

 

[Barcon]

Bald people are repulsive and should either wear hats or stay indoors.

 

[Summerbuzz]

Bald people are repulsive and should either wear hats or stay indoors.

Shut up, Fabricant.

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[Barcon]

Shut up, Fabricant.

Is Michael Fabricant's hair real?

A Tory MP has sparked a different type of political debate – surrounding his hair. Michael Fabricant's shaggy blonde locks have drawn the attention of people across the world, who pose the very same question: is it real? Americans have even quizzed whether his trademark hairstyle is the norm for...

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That’s some fucking syrup.

 

[bluealf]

Bald people are repulsive and should either wear hats or stay indoors.

We can't all sport an afrodisiac

 

[Barcon]

We can't all sport an afrodisiac

Just kidding mate. Most of my favourite bald people have no hair.

 

[bumbleblue]

I had my head totally shaved bald for a cancer charity… not one person warned me I would be fucking freezing ‘til it grew back!

 

[idahoblues]

Bald people are repulsive and should either wear hats or stay indoors.

Well said

 

[Magicpole]

I find that men with little willies exaggerate about their prowess in the bedroom.
I also find that the same can be said about hair. Elton John wore outrageous hats, Bruce Forsythe wore wigs, Jimmie Krankie went on about independence.....

I have a full head of hair. Case closed. Are you a nude nut Misty? Do you want to talk? It’s good to talk.