If you are bald...

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

I am only bald on the top so yes I have to wear a hair net and yes the nits live at the sides where it is warm.

You are Friar Tuck?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

So how does Wayne Rooney fit into that?

Whatever they put Rooney in it's always a tight fit!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

You are Friar Tuck?

More Triar Fuck than Friar Tuck, I'd have thought!

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Whatever they put Rooney in it's always a tight fit!

Whatever Rooney puts it in is like the sleeve of an old jumper.

 

[urban genie]

@urban genie you have 2 questions, I have one.
Did you piss the bed ?
You posted this at 6.48am. No one has such thought provoking questions at that time of the morning.

Some of us work early and in real jobs

 

[Blue Mist]

You are Friar Tuck?

Are you calling me fat ?

 

[Blue Mist]

Some of us work early and in real jobs

Yeh the milk doesnt deliver itself.

 

[kaz7]

I like bald men

continue

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Yeh the mcdonalds doesnt deliver itself.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I like bald men with small heads

To be continued...